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Bike Up the Ass

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

An injured businessman and a racing cyclist seek help from people who understand nothing outside their own jobs.

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What the fuck is a bicycle?

The premise

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A businessman arrives at a hospital with a bicycle lodged in his backside after a collision with a racer. Their argument stalls because each insists he understands only his own profession. The doctor is equally unhelpful and treats the hospital like a tongue-depressor shop. Police carry the same narrow logic into an arrest, and a courtroom full of equally incurious professionals turns the cyclist’s trial into another arbitrary transaction.

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