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Table Monster

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A double date gives one husband an elaborate excuse to disappear under the table.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Steve escapes a tedious restaurant conversation by pretending a monster has dragged him beneath the table. In the restroom, he tells Frank how the story lets him avoid his wife and spend time at a second apartment. Frank attempts the same trick, but Connie knows what a table monster should sound like. As his escape plan unravels, Steve tries to hurry him away for a night of cocaine and television.

The funny people

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Table monsters get people all the time.

Did you try to fake your death at this nice restaurant?

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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