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Foot Touch

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The setup

An accidental brush of feet turns a double date into a contest of wounded masculinity.

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He touched my foot!

The premise

Here’s the bit.

Two couples are eating at a restaurant when the men touch feet beneath the table. Each treats the contact as an outrageous advance and tries to prove his heterosexuality with louder accusations and increasingly drastic threats. Their girlfriends watch the meal unravel as the argument keeps restarting.

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