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The Never Song

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

A cheerful children's entertainer turns a lesson in good behavior into a wildly inappropriate singalong.

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Never be rude and disrespectful!

The premise

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Trevor Moore leads a group of children through a bright, bouncy song about behaving themselves. Simple lessons about manners and school rules give way to warnings about illegal drugs, while the smiling singer keeps the same reassuring tone. The children look increasingly bewildered as the wholesome presentation clashes with the subject matter.

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