Dinosaur Rap

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1. 00:00
   

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   First World Records time

2. 00:03
   

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   This is the rap song about getting high with dinosaurs

3. 00:06
   

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   I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are blazing blunts tonight

4. 00:12
   

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   We blazing blunts tonight, we blazing blunts tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is on the hunt tonight

5. 00:18
   

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   I'll only spit this one time so let me take it slow I started to get high about an hour ago But then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole

6. 00:27
   

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   It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go I step back and then knocks, I just try to ignore Thought I was safe, but they knew how to open doors

7. 00:36
   

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   And without even asking, they just came on in They started smoking my weed and then they called their friends

8. 00:42
   

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   I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight

9. 00:48
   

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   We rolling bones tonight, we rolling bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is getting stoned tonight

10. 00:54
    

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    I'll smoke a spliff tonight, I'll smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs is getting friggin' ripped tonight

11. 00:59
    

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    We getting faced tonight, we getting faced tonight and all these dinosaurs is crashing at my place tonight

12. 01:05
    

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    and allosaurus in the corner trying to pack the bomb hot boxing in the john with a pterodon and now a comfy and a sticker starting to get it on

13. 01:14
    

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    but i can barely move because this weed's the bomb

14. 01:17
    

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    man killer so is making s'mores and eating lucky charms pterodactyl took my whole bag of beverage pumps

15. 01:23
    

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    t-rex just went and set off the fire alarm and now we can't get it out because he's got little arms

16. 01:29
    

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    i'll smoke a joint tonight I'll smoke a joint tonight me and all these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight

17. 01:35
    

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    We rolling bones tonight we rolling bones tonight me and all these dinosaurs getting stoned tonight

18. 01:41
    

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    Now my neighbor's on the phone says she called the cops and this really freaked out the triceratops

19. 01:47
    

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    He's trying to climb out the window and we're yelling stop because i'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop

20. 01:53
    

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    We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in then the serolophus tried to go and talk to them

21. 01:59
    

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    But he made things worse cause he wreaked a weed engine But luckily the life of sores quickly jumped on in

22. 02:05
    

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    They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed The life told the cops that we would be quiet instead

23. 02:11
    

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    Then they shined a light and asked why his eyes were red

24. 02:14
    

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    We were busted so that's when he bit off the heads

25. 02:17
    

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    I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rolling bones tonight

26. 02:22
    

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    Me rolling bones tonight, me rolling bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs getting stoned tonight

27. 02:28
    

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    I'll smoke a spliff tonight, I'll smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs are gettin' friggin' ripped tonight

28. 02:34
    

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    Me gettin' faced tonight, me gettin' faced tonight And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight

29. 02:40

    Yeah!

30. 02:43
    

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    First rap song about GitHub with dinosaurs

31. 02:48
    

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    You're welcome, Internet