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Ninja School
The setup
The premise
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The sketch opens on a stark practice room where a hooded ninja teacher strides in, takes up position and glances around for students. Finding nobody, he wonders aloud whether anyone came at all, then hesitates and starts to suspect that they did. He paces to the back of the room while shadowy figures gradually become visible at the edges of the dark space, and he finishes by walking back toward the camera, a quiet payoff built entirely on stealth and stillness.
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Highly quotable.
Well, I see no one showed up for the first day of ninja school. Or did they?
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Ninja
Well? Well, I see no one showed up for the first day of ninja school or or did they?
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