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Sexy Fawn
SKETCH-O-VISION
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Three hunters trek through the forest while one keeps joking that their friend Rick, killed in a hunting accident the day before, causes most hunting accidents, much to the others' discomfort. After a squirrel is blown away, they spot a doe and agree to watch her rather than shoot, until the deer, a man in a brown bodysuit, turns and offers herself to them. The hunters loudly insist the idea is disgusting while growing more and more worked up, hurling boasts and crude come-ons as she plays hard to get, and Sam finally announces he is going for it. A park ranger steps in, orders them to move their truck, informs them that bestiality breaks park rules and chases them off, then rounds on the deer and reveals he is her bitter ex, demanding his ring back.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 5
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I like to say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by Rick.
Humans are way better at doing it than deer are.
Secondly, bestiality is way against park regulations here.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
This sketch aired in the series premiere on March 20, 2007, and the park ranger introduces himself on screen using Timmy Williams's own name.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Hunter
All right now remember they say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by carelessness I like to say that 90% of all hunting accidents are caused by Rick
- 00:11
Hunter
That's not funny. Rick is our friend and he died
- 00:14
Hunter
That's why it's funny because it really happened. It's funny because it's true
- 00:18
Hunter
No, it's not funny because it's true because Rick is a close friend of ours who died in a hunting accident yesterday
- 00:23
Hunter
No, that's why it's funny. It's funny because it happened and we know Rick. It's like an inside joke amongst friends
- 00:30
Hunter
Oh, look, a squirrel. Whoa, blew its head off. Yeah, I ricked him. Man!
- 00:38
Hunter
Guys, look, a deer. Whoa, what a beauty. Don't shoot her. Let's wait and study her movements. I think she sees us. What's she doing? She's coming closer. She's not even scared of us.
- 00:54
Hunter
What? What? What is she? Is she... Is she presenting herself to us? She is. She totally is. Oh! That stupid deer wants us to have sex with it.
- 01:08
Hunter
She wants it back. Yeah. Oh! That's gross. Right, guys? Right? Right? I'd, like, never, ever, ever. Right? Nah. That is a horny, horny deer.
- 01:23
Hunter
Oh! She's fighting hard to get. She's pretending to walk away. Whatever. She wants it. Whatever. You know you want it. You can No, I'd rock your world. Humans are way better at doing it than deer are.
- 01:42
Hunter
Sam, outrageous.
- 01:44
Hunter
Oh, is that how it is? I'd make your hooves curl up, you dirty little doe.
- 01:53
Hunter
She's going back inside her deer hole. Oh, man. I wanted to see what she was going to do next. You guys want to go back to the truck? Yeah.
- 02:02
Hunter
That deer wanted me.
- 02:04
Hunter
Oh, Oh! She's got a bro! Oh, that is so hot. That is so funny, because that means at some point, that deer killed a woman. That deer doesn't know what it's doing, man. That deer knows exactly what it's doing. Oh! That deer shaved its vagina. That is so attractive to me.
- 02:28
Hunter
That is it. It is on.
- 02:30
Hunter
Sam, are you going to do that deer now?
- 02:32
Sam
Yeah, don't shoot it till I'm done.
- 02:33
Hunter
Better use a rubber, dude. Lyme disease. Who wants to see this deer get ? All y'all want to see is deer, go say yeah! Yeah!
- 02:42
Park Ranger
Excuse me.
- 02:43
Hunter
Whoa!
- 02:45
Park Ranger
Hi there, Timmy Williams, park ranger. First of all, you guys need to move your truck. Secondly, bestiality is way against park regulations here, so you three need to get out of here right now.
- 02:59
Hunter
Screw you, Fuzz.
- 03:01
Park Ranger
Get out of here, get!
- 03:02
Hunter
You're going to get it hard.
- 03:04
Park Ranger
Off, off, off, off, off, off, get out of here! and you you can have your ring back and I want all my stuff back from your deer hole you tramp
The rabbit hole continues
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