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Did You Used to Date?
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Timmy knocks on Bill Fernald's door, politely confirms that Bill went out with Kimberly Robinson during sophomore year, and then launches straight into an attack. When Bill finally pins him down, Timmy explains that Kimberly is his first real girlfriend, that he hopes she will be his fiancée by the weekend, and that he intends to fight every man she has ever dated. Bill tries to talk him down, but Timmy cannot stop asking how far the old high-school romance went, and every reluctant answer about kissing sends him into another flailing rampage across the living room. With no idea how to end the sketch, Trevor turns to the audience and brings out a woman who takes off her top to promote the troupe's upcoming DVD, blurred for television, leaving Timmy delighted.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Fiancé, if everything goes as planned on Saturday.
You don't know? Oh, my God, that's so many times.
I've seen a naked girl now!
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The closing topless DVD plug is a running gag in this episode: the Opposite Day Lawyer sketch later in the same episode ends with another one.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
Mr. Bill Fernald
Just a minute.
- 00:06
Mr. Bill Fernald
Hello? Hello?
- 00:08
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Hello are you Mr. Bill Fernald?
- 00:11
Mr. Bill Fernald
Yeah.
- 00:12
Kimberly's Boyfriend
And did you by any chance date one Kimberly Robinson sophomore year at Jefferson County High School?
- 00:17
Mr. Bill Fernald
Yeah, I dated Kimberly.
- 00:19
Kimberly's Boyfriend
I'm guard!
- 00:20
Mr. Bill Fernald
Whoa! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Stop! Dude, what is wrong with you? I'm gonna call the police.
- 00:30
Kimberly's Boyfriend
I'm dating Kimberly now!
- 00:32
Mr. Bill Fernald
Okay, so
- 00:33
Kimberly's Boyfriend
so you're on the list
- 00:35
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:39
Mr. Bill Fernald
Stop! What are you just going around trying to fight everybody that dated Kimberly
- 00:44
Kimberly's Boyfriend
every last one of them
- 00:45
Mr. Bill Fernald
That's crazy.
- 00:46
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Well, Kimberly is the love of my life She's the first real girlfriend that I've ever had and she's worth fighting for
- 00:54
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- 00:58
Mr. Bill Fernald
All right, look, look, little guy, little guy, little guy, little Nobody is trying to steal your girlfriend, all right?
- 01:04
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Fiance, if everything goes as planned, on Saturday.
- 01:07
Mr. Bill Fernald
Nobody is trying to steal your fiance, okay? I'm gonna let you go.
- 01:14
Kimberly's Boyfriend
I just can't live in a world where I know that there are other men out there that my darling Kimberly might have kissed with.
- 01:26
Mr. Bill Fernald
Does Kimberly know you're here?
- 01:28
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Let me ask you something, man. Come here. Just let me ask you. Come here. Come on. Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever, you know, like, do kissing?
- 01:46
Mr. Bill Fernald
Yeah.
- 01:47
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
- 01:49
Mr. Bill Fernald
Whoa.
- 01:49
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Oh, my God.
- 01:50
Mr. Bill Fernald
Are you all right?
- 01:51
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Oh, God, God, God.
- 01:53
Mr. Bill Fernald
You okay there?
- 01:53
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Oh, my God.
- 01:55
Mr. Bill Fernald
You Whoa! Look, look, you need to calm down. need to calm down.
- 02:06
Kimberly's Boyfriend
How many times?
- 02:07
Mr. Bill Fernald
What?
- 02:08
Kimberly's Boyfriend
How many times did you... Did you kiss her?
- 02:11
Mr. Bill Fernald
Look, dude, I don't know.
- 02:12
Kimberly's Boyfriend
You don't know? Oh, my God, that's so many times. Oh, God. Whoa. Oh, God. Oh.
- 02:19
Mr. Bill Fernald
Do you need a beer or anything?
- 02:22
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Did you and Kimberly ever... Did you ever do kissing while you were both lying down?
- 02:31
Mr. Bill Fernald
Are you going to spaz out again?
- 02:33
Kimberly's Boyfriend
I don't know. But did you?
- 02:37
Mr. Bill Fernald
Well, yes.
- 02:39
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Murder! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- 02:50
Hi, guys.
- 02:53
Mr. Bill Fernald
Ladies and gentlemen, we didn't really know how to end this sketch. Writing endings is really hard. So instead, we decided to use this time to help out the DVD sales. Megan, if you don't mind. For those of you watching at home, this is all blurred out. But on the DVD, it'll be uncensored.
- 03:09
Kimberly's Boyfriend
Oh, my God.
- 03:11
Mr. Bill Fernald
Honey, hop around a bit, will ya? That's right, The Whitest Kids You Know, coming soon to DVD.
- 03:17
Kimberly's Boyfriend
I've seen a naked girl now.
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