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Old Fashioned Guy: One True God
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Standing at the edge of a lake in a pale suit and bow tie, idly whittling a stick, Thomas Lennon's Old Fashioned Guy presents himself as a defender of traditional belief. His proudly conservative stance on monotheism collapses in a single reveal: the deity he has in mind is a lake spirit with an unfamiliar name, turning a familiar talking point into primitive nature worship in about twenty seconds.
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Highly quotable.
I still believe there's only one true God. And he lives in this lake. And his name is Zorgo.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
This was the first of two Old Fashioned Guy segments in the same episode; the second, "Fire is Magic," aired later in the show.
Script
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- 00:06
Old Fashioned Guy
Call me old-fashioned, but I still believe there's only one true God, and he lives in this lake, and his name is Zorgo.
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