Delta Lounge

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1. 00:03
   

   Ed

   Welcome to the JFK Delta One Lounge, the most random place to take a shower in. It's the holidays, so we've got free eggnog for our guests. Eggnog, get your eggnog.

2. 00:14
   

   Andrew Dismukes

   Whoa, is that an industrial eggnog machine?

3. 00:16
   

   Ed

   Sure is, have a glass. Oh, sorry. My machine's kind of breaking down, so they're closing my station. This is my last shift.

4. 00:24
   

   Jane Wickline

   Oh,

5. 00:26
   

   Andrew Dismukes

   really?

6. 00:27
   

   Ed

   Yeah, it's sad. I'm gonna miss everything about this place. The way it smells, the celebrities who would come through. You know, just last week, Josh O'Connor was here.

7. 00:38
   

   Andrew Dismukes

   In the lounge? Oh, cool. Well, thanks for everything, and good luck.

8. 00:43
   

   Jane Wickline

   Take care.

9. 00:46
   

   Ed

   Hello, Rhonda? Can you hear me?

10. 00:49
    

    Rhonda

    Ed, is that you? Are you still at the airport, Ed? It's Christmas Eve.

11. 00:54
    

    Ed

    That's when people want eggnog at the airport the most, honey.

12. 00:59
    

    Rhonda

    Oh, I know. I wish you were home, but I'm so proud of you. all the eggnog you've made over the years some of it was great some of it was rotten

13. 01:12
    

    Ed

    and a lot of it got cut but you know i also think eggnog's kind of like me it's not for everyone but the people who like it are my kind of people

14. 01:23

    you're

15. 01:31
    

    Rhonda

    plus you're way more fun with bourbon oh i missed you ed please come home

16. 01:38
    

    Ed

    i'll be there soon sweetie

17. 01:42
    

    Ed

    bells will be ringing the sad sad news oh what a christmas to have my baby's gone i have no friends To wish me greetings Once again

18. 02:10
    

    Rhonda

    Choirs It's will be singing Silent night Christmas carols By candlelight Please come home for Christmas Please come home for Christmas If not for Christmas

19. 02:35

    Where but New Year's night.

20. 02:40
    

    Ed

    Hello, are you flying to today, Christmas-er?

21. 02:43
    

    Kenan Thompson

    Um, my, uh, biological son finally found me, so the jig is up. Yeah, I'm gonna go meet him.

22. 02:51
    

    Ed

    That's lovely. Can I interest you in some eggnog? I'm sorry.

23. 02:54
    

    Kenan Thompson

    Sure, thank you. Um, and, uh, good luck. I'm going to miss you.

24. 02:59
    

    Ed

    I'll miss you too, Kenan Thompson.

25. 03:02
    

    Kenan Thompson

    All right, thank you.

26. 03:03

    friends and relations yes agitations, sure as the stars run above.

27. 03:18

    This is Christmas, yes Christmas. Christmas my dear some time of year to be

28. 03:29

    I can't

29. 03:37
    

    Rhonda

    can't believe you're retiring

30. 03:41
    

    Ed

    I just wanted to go out on top

31. 03:43
    

    Rhonda

    oh everyone knows you're a for a bottom, honey.

32. 03:46

    She said, you'll never more Christmas and New Year. We'll find you home There'll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain. And I'll be happy, happy. Oh,

33. 04:16
    

    Ed

    Oh, Rhonda, I should have come home earlier. I just feel so lucky that I ever got to work here. And I just wanted to enjoy it for a little bit longer, Especially the people. I've loved every single person who works here because they've done so much for me, especially my boss.

34. 04:36
    

    Rhonda

    Oh, your boss.

35. 04:38
    

    Ed

    There she is. It's the CEO of Eggnog at Delta. Ma'am, what an honor. Ma'am, I just wanted to say it's been an honor working for you, and any success I have after this will be thanks to this place. Before I go, do you have any feedback for me?

36. 05:00
    

    CEO of eggnog at Delta

    Well, everyone thought you were a little bit too gay. You know what? You're perfect for me.

37. 05:09

    It's

38. 05:12
    

    Ed

    This place will always be home, but that's time to go.

39. 05:17

    Ooh, there'll be no more sorrow. No grief and pain. And love can help me Happy once again

40. 05:33

    Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!