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Lettuce Laptop
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
A straightforward laptop purchase becomes an anxious discussion about optional extras. After recommending ordinary technical improvements, the sales assistant introduces a leaf of lettuce attached to the screen as another essential upgrade. The customer struggles to resist a discount and the possibility that everyone else will soon have one. Later, a café encounter reveals that an even newer vegetable accessory is already attracting interest.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Essentially, it enhances your laptop with a lettuce leaf.
How much is the carrot?
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
VHiStory’s review compares the laptop sales pitch with the hi-fi-shop sketch from Not the Nine O’Clock News.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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