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Lettuce Laptop

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The setup

A laptop shopper learns that the most tempting upgrades come from the vegetable aisle.

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– / 10

The premise

Here’s the bit.

A straightforward laptop purchase becomes an anxious discussion about optional extras. After recommending ordinary technical improvements, the sales assistant introduces a leaf of lettuce attached to the screen as another essential upgrade. The customer struggles to resist a discount and the possibility that everyone else will soon have one. Later, a café encounter reveals that an even newer vegetable accessory is already attracting interest.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

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Highly quotable.

Essentially, it enhances your laptop with a lettuce leaf.

How much is the carrot?

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

VHiStory’s review compares the laptop sales pitch with the hi-fi-shop sketch from Not the Nine O’Clock News.

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One more couldn’t hurt.

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