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Behind the Scenes: Myth Child
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Sitting in hazmat suits during a break in filming, David explains that he has just realised what his name really means: a thin pun turns him into the Myth Child, a figure he compares with the Messiah. Robert is unconvinced and asks whether he has had another breakdown, but David presses on, bestowing pompous new names and blessings on the other actors, including a tree-themed epithet for James and a coal-themed one for Olivia, who is mostly interested in her phone. He ends by asking what they think of the idea as a way of life, and Robert's suggestion that he stay normal brings the conversation to a close.
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Mitchell or... Myth Child.
Bark-man, man who barks, bark of tree and bark of dog, trusty yet wooden.
I think I prefer you, sort of, normal.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

David Kerr
Director

Gareth Edwards
Producer
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
David Mitchell
I was just signing a letter and it struck me. I've never really thought much about my name before, but suddenly it was so obvious.
- 00:06
Robert Webb
What was?
- 00:08
David Mitchell
Surely you see it. David Mitchell.
- 00:11
Robert Webb
Mitchell.
- 00:13
David Mitchell
Mitchell, yes. Mitchell or... Myth Child.
- 00:20
Robert Webb
Myth Child?
- 00:21
David Mitchell
Yeah, Myth Child. David, the child of myth. Sort of like the Messiah.
- 00:29
Robert Webb
You think you're the Messiah?
- 00:30
David Mitchell
Well, you have to admit, the evidence is pretty compelling.
- 00:33
Robert Webb
Have you gone mental again?
- 00:35
David Mitchell
The myth child forgives you. Tell me, James, what do they call you?
- 00:40
James Bachman
James.
- 00:41
David Mitchell
And what is your surname, he who they call James?
- 00:45
James Bachman
You know what my surname is.
- 00:47
David Mitchell
Bark-man, man who barks, bark of tree and bark of dog, trusty yet wooden. You travel with the myth child with your gentle leaves and love of crisps. Woman, who are you?
- 01:01
Olivia Colman
Oh, fuck off.
- 01:03
David Mitchell
Myth Child forgives you, Olivia Colman. Coalman, man of coal, man who delivers coal. May your carbon footprint not trample on the Bark-man's delicate wood.
- 01:15
Robert Webb
That sounds rude.
- 01:17
David Mitchell
Entangle me not, Webb! The Myth Child fears the gluey fronds of the spider... Well, you get the general idea. What do you reckon?
- 01:25
Robert Webb
What, as a way of being, sort of, all the time?
- 01:29
David Mitchell
Yeah, the myth child. Any good?
- 01:32
Robert Webb
I think I prefer you, sort of, normal.
- 01:35
David Mitchell
Normal. Stay normal. Good plan. Yeah. That's what I thought, probably.
- 01:41
James Bachman
I really liked it.
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