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Tim Nice But Balding in the Dragons' Den

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The setup

Two City financiers enter the Dragons’ Den with an investment opportunity built around a blank piece of paper.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Tim Nice But Balding and Charlie Slick But Thick pitch a scheme in which a piece of paper becomes more valuable each time they sell it to one another. Their shaky arithmetic does little to deter the Dragons once the pair explain how a bank and the taxpayer will eventually cover the cost. Several investors overlook stupidity, nepotism and personal disgust for a chance to profit, while the closing interview finds the financiers confidently dismissing the prospect of another collapse.

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A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Tim Nice But Balding is the return of Harry Enfield’s Tim Nice-But-Dim, now appearing as a City financier.

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