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Christmas Morning
SKETCH-O-VISION
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Dad and the children turn Christmas morning into an exuberant musical inventory of their new toys and gadgets. Mom keeps returning to her single bathrobe as she cooks breakfast, deals with a kitchen burn and discovers her empty stocking. Even the dog receives a pile of presents. The family’s rush to share a holiday photograph leaves her efforts as overlooked as ever, leading to a reminder to think about what mothers would actually enjoy.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
And I got a robe!
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Dan Bulla
Writer
Steven Castillo
Writer
Paul Briganti
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The family dog is Peach, Chloe Fineman’s own pet. In a 2024 PEOPLE interview, Fineman recalled bringing him in after the planned dog handler contracted COVID, and said peanut butter helped prompt his actions on set.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:02
Son
Mom, Dad, get up!
- 00:04
Daughter
Come on, you guys! Wake up! Wake up!
- 00:07
-♪ I morning Let's open up our presents Well, I got an earth gun I got a hat I got an autographed baseball bat. I got a telescope. I got a globe. I got a watch.
- 00:20
Mom
And I got a robe.
- 00:21
I got hawk hands. I got a tie. I got a drum set. I got a phone. I got a pen.
- 00:29
Mom
And I got a robe.
- 00:31
Mom
I got an oven.
- 00:33
And I got a cameo from Nick Lovin. I got a Hummer bull. I got a drone. I got a laptop.
- 00:39
Mom
And I got a robe. Thanks for the robe. It's really, really nice. I love this robe, guys. This is great.
- 00:44
Son
-♪ I got headphones,
- 00:46
I got a wig! -♪ We got the piano from Big!
- 00:49
John (Dad)
-♪ I got a vintage pinball machine
- 00:51
Mom
-♪ And I'm gonna make us breakfast in my brand-new robe, which I love so much. It's really, really soft. Oh, it's on sale.
- 00:58
-♪ I got a pool, I got shades -♪ We got pairs of rollerblades
- 01:03
Son
-♪ I got a Lego Millennium Falcon
- 01:05
Mom
-♪ And I burn my arm in the oven It hurt pretty bad, but I didn't even scream because I keep the pain inside of me.
- 01:12
-♪ More and more presents! Let's open up our stock of travel ga- -♪ Love nice cologne
- 01:24
Mom
-♪ And mine is completely empty Just a big, flat sock with nothing inside Only hang it up, because it looks kind of weird if it's missing in our pictures
- 01:33
-♪ Hold on now, what's this I see? -♪ A few more presents beneath the tree! -♪ Looks like someone's got a big surprise
- 01:40
Mom
-♪ Aw, you guys really didn't need to get me.
- 01:43
it's presents for the dog he got a bone and a squeaky toy and peanut butter treat cause he's a good boy
- 01:52
Mom
and he got a john
- 02:00
John (Dad)
It's Christmas morning! Let's take a family picture!
- 02:05
Mom
i don't have any makeup on i was up until four and then your mom
- 02:09
let's post it on the internet.
- 02:12
Speaker 1
Your does everything for your family this year get her more than one present mom's like stuff too
- 02:18
Mom
who touched my p.m
- 02:20
It was an accident!
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