Great White North: Beer Nog

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   bacon grease spatula hot

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   Doug McKenzie

   cheek off don't get that on me hose head

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   Doug McKenzie

   come on

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   Bob McKenzie

   what

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   Doug McKenzie

   go

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   oh

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   Doug McKenzie

   i'm doing a special christmas theme today

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   Bob McKenzie

   yeah

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   go i'm

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    Bob McKenzie

    Okay, good day. I'm bob welcome to great white north i'm bob mckenzie this is my brother doug

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    Doug McKenzie

    how's it going

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    Bob McKenzie

    okay this is our christmas show

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    Doug McKenzie

    yeah

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    Doug McKenzie

    so like that's our there's our christmas tree

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    Bob McKenzie

    yeah

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    Doug McKenzie

    and hose head here had the idea of just having a steel spike at the top

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    Doug McKenzie

    decorate it zoom in on the

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    no no no come on no take up to the top no here that's what That's what

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    Bob McKenzie

    you do with... That was off. There. That's for the top.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Okay, one of our topics, eh?

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    Doug McKenzie

    Wait, zoom back over to us. Get over here, eh?

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    Bob McKenzie

    One of our topics was, like, beer nog, okay? Because we hate egg nog. Like, at our family parties, everybody drinks egg nog Christmas, right? So what you do is you go to MAC 7-Eleven, you get egg nog, and you empty it out, like, right in the tree, eh? And then you pour beer in here.

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    Doug McKenzie

    That'll help it grow.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Okay, you got beer right in there, and then you get, like, a happy cup that you can't see through. Pour it in that, walk around the party. You don't have to drink egg nog. Drink beer nog instead, okay?

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    Doug McKenzie

    There it is.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Okay, another topic is, this is beauty. Like, two years ago, we was working in Brewer's Retail, eh? So, like, our owner, our boss, eh, he gave us, like, frozen butter balls for Christmas, eh? So, like, hose head here puts it in the trunk of the car and forgot about it, right? So, like, next summer, Dad was driving the car and goes, who died, eh? So, like, goes in the trunk.

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    I

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    Doug McKenzie

    I got one for you, too.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Take off. You never did.

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    Doug McKenzie

    I do. Here it is. It's gone, eh? Merry Christmas, hoser.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Oh, gee. Wait a minute. Same size.

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    Beauty.

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    Doug McKenzie

    I think I know what it is.

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    Beautiful. Beauty.

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    Doug McKenzie

    Smoke, smokes.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Thanks. Just what I wanted.

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    Doug McKenzie

    Oh. Gee. Okay. Thanks a lot, eh?

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    Beauty. Okay.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Okay. So, uh. Oh, here's something to do with beers for Christmas.

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    Doug McKenzie

    Oh, yeah.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Make it nice, eh? Hold that.

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    Bob McKenzie

    And, like, for tree decorations, oh, we're out of time, eh?

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    Doug McKenzie

    Yeah, quick.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Like, hang a smoke up.

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    Show them who got the smoke. Hang some smokes up on trees. That was my idea. Take off. It was so. No. Like, uh... Listen, hose head. Give me credit.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Oh, that's it. So... Good day.

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    That's our topic.

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    Doug McKenzie

    Merry Christmas.

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    Bob McKenzie

    Good day.