Haunted Elevator

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:00

   Welcome to 100 Floors of Frights. Enter at your own risk.

2. 00:07
   

   Elevator Passenger (Female)

   Do things jump out at you on this ride?

3. 00:10
   

   Elevator Passenger (Male)

   Yeah, babe, it's the scariest ride of Friday nights.

4. 00:12
   

   Mark

   Good evening. I'm your elevator operator, Mark. Now, please hold on as this ride goes bump in the night.

5. 00:21
   

   Elevator Passenger (Female)

   Oh, don't make fun of me if I scream, okay?

6. 00:23
   

   Elevator Passenger (Male)

   It's 100 Floors of Frights, babe. I'll probably be screaming, too.

7. 00:26
   

   Mark

   And now, hold on for dear death.

8. 00:30

   Oh!

9. 00:33
   

   Mark

   Winifred Rogers got cold feet and hung herself in the honeymoon suite!

10. 00:40

    Oh! Oh, my God.

11. 00:42
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    You totally jumped.

12. 00:43
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    So did you.

13. 00:45
    

    Mark

    Floor 20, home of our five-star restaurant.

14. 00:50
    

    Scary Waiter

    Today is special. Your head!

15. 00:56
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    that was my head

16. 00:57
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    is that why they take your picture when you enter the park

17. 01:01
    

    Mark

    i'm not telling 49th floor

18. 01:04

    here we go here we go here we go

19. 01:06
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    how's it hanging i'm david pumpkins and i'm gonna scare the hell out of you

20. 01:24

    Ay-ay-lu-lu-lu-lu. Ay-ay-lu-lu-lu. Ay-ay-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu.

21. 01:33
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    Any questions?

22. 01:37
    

    Mark

    Scared speechless?

23. 01:39
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    Oh, no, no. I'm just trying to wrap my head around David Pumpkins. I mean, are we supposed to know who that is?

24. 01:46
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Yeah, it was just a guy in a Pumpkin suit with two B-boy skeletons. I don't get how that's scary.

25. 01:52
    

    Mark

    Well, you don't get frights. You fear them. 26th floor.

26. 01:57
    

    Girl from The Ring

    Can I sleep in your bed tonight?

27. 02:00

    Aah!

28. 02:01
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Yeah, see, I get why she's scary.

29. 02:04
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    Yeah, yeah, creepy girl from the ring. But David Pumpkins? I mean, is he from something?

30. 02:09
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Yeah, like, is he from a local commercial or...?

31. 02:11
    

    Mark

    Well, the scariest thing to the mind is the unknown.

32. 02:19
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    I'm David Pumpkins!

33. 02:21
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    I know, but, like, who are you?

34. 02:24
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    I'm David Pumpkins, man!

35. 02:26
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Okay, yeah, yeah, and David Pumpkins is...

36. 02:29
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    His own thing!

37. 02:30
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    And the skeletons are...

38. 02:33

    Speaker 1

    Part of it!

39. 02:34
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Why are you a part of this ride?

40. 02:37
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    To do this!

41. 02:53
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    What's my name?

42. 02:55

    Speaker 1

    David S. Pumpkins.

43. 02:58
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    Any questions?

44. 03:00
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    Yes, several. I mean, what, he has a middle initial now? I am so in the weeds with David Pumpkins.

45. 03:06
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    Babe, don't let David Pumpkins ruin your night, please.

46. 03:08
    

    Mark

    David S. Pumpkins, Floor 99!

47. 03:14
    

    Chainsaw Murderer

    I'm crazy for David Pumpkins!

48. 03:30
    

    Elevator Passenger (Female)

    how much david pumpkins is in this

49. 03:33
    

    Mark

    um 73 out of 100 floors

50. 03:36
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    why did you go all in on david pumpkin

51. 03:39
    

    Mark

    hey look it's 100 floors of france they're not all gonna be winners floor 100

52. 03:49
    

    Elevator Passenger (Male)

    Okay, so now it's just the skeletons.

53. 03:52
    

    Mark

    Go ahead.

54. 03:53

    Speaker 1

    -♪ Ready or not, here we dance!

55. 03:56

    -♪ Oh! -♪ Ay, Papi!

56. 04:08

    Speaker 1

    Happy Halloween!

57. 04:11
    

    David S. Pumpkins

    Any questions?