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The setup
The premise
At a neighborhood bar near Toronto, Jim Carrey is greeted by a waitress and then by a stream of relatives, each of whom seems to have absorbed one of his screen personas. Cousin Jay revives Ace Ventura's signature catchphrase and insists he thought of it first before signing off with a Truman Show-style farewell, while young Percy claims to be a serious skateboarder but slips into Ace's drawn-out pronunciation of 'loser'. John and Rita, who drove in from Scarborough, bicker in loud Hawaiian shirts until Jim tries to calm everyone down with beer and a Maple Leafs game. When the cable goes out, the repairman behind the bar turns out to be Eddie Torres, who notes that people once thought he was overpaid but have since come around to him. Aunt Kay pops up fresh from an arson stint, Cousin Wayne bursts in from the deck in full Mask costume tossing out the Mask's catchphrases, and when Grandpa Lloyd, played by Carrey's Dumb and Dumber partner Jeff Daniels, asks about Hollywood, Jim grumbles about being stuck with difficult co-stars on sequels, prompting Lloyd to threaten his famously grating noise. The reunion ends with a family toast and group photo, joined by a Riddler.
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People thought I got paid too much. But now I'm a real cult classic.
Sometimes you work with some real jerks, and if there's a sequel, well, you're kind of stuck with them.
Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
A little extra
Jeff Daniels, Carrey's co-star in Dumb and Dumber, appears as Grandpa Lloyd; the sketch aired three weeks before the release of their sequel, Dumb and Dumber To, on November 14, 2014.
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
Waitress
Here's your drink, Mr. Carey.
Jim Carrey
Oh, spank you kindly.
Waitress ?
Oh, enjoy the reunion, you know.
Jim Carrey ?
Can you really enjoy a reunion? Come on.
Waitress
You are so crazy, Jim Carey.
Jay Carrey ?
Jim!
Jim Carrey
Jay Jay Carey? Oh, my gosh. Great to see you. When did you grow into a man?
Jay Carrey
Well, I started growing in high school and stopped. Right around here.
Jay Carrey ?
All righty, then.
Jim Carrey ?
All right!
Jim Carrey ?
all righty then you remember when i came up with that
Jay Carrey
i thought i came up with that
Jim Carrey ?
Agreed to do it. agree to disagree
Jay Carrey
well in case i don't see you good afternoon good evening and good night
Jim Carrey ?
can Can i get another drink
Percy Carrey ?
hey jim
Jim Carrey
percy carey how are you man i heard you became an incredible skateboarder.
Percy Carrey
I like it a lot. Sound familiar? But seriously, I am super into skateboarding. I grind rails, I do ollies, I've been known to tear up a half-pipe because I'm not a le-hoo-za-her.
Jim Carrey ?
Alrighty then.
Percy Carrey ?
All righty then!
Jams!
Jim Carrey
John and Rita Pat Carey. Oh my gosh, did you guys come all the way from Scarborough for this?
Rita Carrey ?
We did! It was a bear of a day trying to get this one out of bed this morning
Rita Carrey ?
john can i talk to you over here for a second please
John Carrey ?
oh so i'm the difficult one?
Jim Carrey
guys guys guys please let's not fight the carries are a kind people let's just all relax have a beer and watch the game i think the leafs are wrong huh Huh. looks like the cable's out is there Is there anybody who knows how to fix a cable here?
Eddie Torres ?
I'll juice you up, Cable Guy!
Jim Carrey
Eddie Torres? Wow, great to see you. I thought people didn't like the Cable Guy.
Eddie Torres
Well, you know, not at first. People thought I got paid too much. But now I'm a real cult classic.
Jim Carrey
Must be nice.
Eddie Torres
It is It is. It is.
Jim Carrey
Oh, Jay. Hey. Good to see you again. Is Aunt Kay here?
Jay Carrey
Absolutely! she just got out of jail for arson and
Aunt Kay ?
let me tell you something I'm still pretty fired up about
Jay Carrey ?
she's She's nuts
Jim Carrey
and speaking of fired up how's cousin Wayne that guy's nuts where is he
Jay Carrey ?
he's out back on the deck
Jim Carrey ?
what's he doing
you You
Jim Carrey
Wow, you look a little green. You should really quit smoking.
Wayne
Ooh, somebody stop me! It's party time! P-A-R-T-Y! Because I, you got it? Yeah, because I got it. That's pretty much why.
Grandpa Lloyd ?
Well, watch yourself there, young man!
Jim Carrey
Grandpa Lloyd! You never learn. You never look better.
Grandpa Lloyd
Oh, boy, we're proud of you, Jimbo. You're probably having a blast with all them Hollywood movies.
Jim Carrey
Yeah, I guess, but, you know, it's not all fun. sometimes you work with some real jerks and if there's a sequel well you're kind of stuck with them
Grandpa Lloyd
no I bet one's ever said that about you hey hey you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world
Jim Carrey ?
i don't think so
Jim Carrey
okay everyone Okay, everyone. hey gather around here a group picture and a toast to the The greatest family anybody could ever have. To the Careys.
To the Careys! Ready? Whoo! All righty, then!
We'll be right back.
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