The Walking Dead: Black or Zombie?

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1. 00:05
   

   Rick Grimes

   Alright. We'll camp out here for the night and head back to the others in the morning. Be careful. This place is probably crawling with walkers.

2. 00:12
   

   Daryl Dixon

   You got it, Rick.

3. 00:13
   

   Carl Grimes

   Dad, you want me to take first watch? I'm 12 now, so I'm totally ready to kill. I'm good at killing, and I feel emotionally fine after I do it.

4. 00:22

   What's that? Oh, it's coming from over there.

5. 00:24
   

   Lyle

   Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, listen, please don't shoot. I'm not a zombie. Don't shoot me, okay?

6. 00:28
   

   Rick Grimes

   Who are you?

7. 00:30
   

   Lyle

   Uh, my name is Lyle, and I don't want any trouble. I'm just trying to survive the freakin zombie apocalypse

8. 00:35
   

   Rick Grimes

   have you been bitten

9. 00:36
   

   Lyle

   what no man? I'm good. I'm clean look We can help each other.

10. 00:40
    

    Rick Grimes

    I need to conference with my group.

11. 00:42
    

    Lyle

    Okay.

12. 00:42
    

    Rick Grimes

    We don't just accept anybody all right All right, we've decided to let you camp with us tonight But know this Lyle if you get bitten by a walker I will not hesitate to kill you

13. 01:00
    

    Carl Grimes

    or I'll do it I shot my own mom when she was turning into a zombie, and it didn't screw up my head at all.

14. 01:06
    

    Lyle

    Okay. No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Literally, you won't regret this. You know, letting me stay in here is-is really gonna... is really gonna be a grrrr!

15. 01:15
    

    Rick Grimes

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on!

16. 01:18
    

    Lyle

    What's wrong? What's going on, y'all? What's up?

17. 01:21
    

    Rick Grimes

    You're one of them.

18. 01:23
    

    Lyle

    Excuse me? One of them? Oh, my God. No, this is so racist right now.

19. 01:31
    

    Rick Grimes

    Well, no, no, we're not racist. No, it just seemed like you were turning into a zombie.

20. 01:36
    

    Lyle

    Oh, okay, I see. I see how it is. So when someone comes from a different cultural background than you, they're automatically a zombie, that's what you're telling me?

21. 01:43
    

    Rick Grimes

    No, no, okay, all right, come on. That's definitely not what I meant. Maggie, why don't you take our new friend to get some water?

22. 01:49
    

    Maggie Greene

    Sure. Follow me, Lyle.

23. 01:51
    

    Lyle

    Thank you very much.

24. 01:52

    Ah!

25. 01:54
    

    Daryl Dixon

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You didn't have a bum leg. when we first met you did you fella

26. 01:59
    

    Lyle

    okay you ain't never seen a classic pimp walk before it's called swag son get a look at it swag swag

27. 02:12
    

    Maggie Greene

    i'm really sorry i'm sorry come with me we'll get you that water

28. 02:15
    

    Daryl Dixon

    okay well this is uncomfortable not to sound racist

29. 02:19
    

    Rick Grimes

    well i gotta stop you there buddy just starting a sentence with not to sound racist means you're probably about to say something super racist

30. 02:25
    

    Carl Grimes

    dad he's He's eating Maggie!

31. 02:28
    

    Rick Grimes

    You get off of her!

32. 02:30
    

    Lyle

    Hey, what's up, homie? What's going on?

33. 02:34
    

    Daryl Dixon

    You're eating our friend.

34. 02:36
    

    Lyle

    Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Would you rather I just eat some fried chicken or some watermelon?

35. 02:41
    

    Daryl Dixon

    Whoa, I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. Usually really cool.

36. 02:45
    

    Rick Grimes

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, uh, hey, bro, you just do your thing. Nah, I'm sorry, that one's trying too hard.

37. 02:54
    

    Daryl Dixon

    Well, we're terrible people.

38. 02:55
    

    Carl Grimes

    Dad, that guy's a zombie. I mean, come on, he's doing the Thriller dance.

39. 03:03
    

    Rick Grimes

    Carl, Thriller is a very special dance for many African Americans.

40. 03:07
    

    Carl Grimes

    What about that?

41. 03:11
    

    Lyle

    Uh... Like I can't have a white friend?

42. 03:15
    

    Carl Grimes

    This is ridiculous, Dad. His foot fell off.

43. 03:19
    

    Lyle

    Diabetes.

44. 03:22
    

    Rick Grimes

    See? Diabetes. Are you embarrassed? You should be. Carl, we're going to accept Lyle with all his differences.

45. 03:30
    

    Lyle

    Ah, white people brains!

46. 03:32

    Ah!

47. 03:35
    

    Carl Grimes

    Told you he was a zombie.

48. 03:37
    

    Rick Grimes

    Good work, Carl.

49. 03:38

    Knew we weren't racist.

50. 03:40
    

    Rick Grimes

    Let's move.

51. 03:40
    

    Daryl Dixon

    Guys, can we discuss the fact that Maggie just died? Is that...