What Will America Be Like in 2045?

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   In other news, a study says that white people in the United States will become the minority within 30 years.

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   According to the report, Latinos and other minorities will make up the new majority by the year 2045.

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   Time Traveler

   Oh man, that's gonna be awesome. I wish I could be there now.

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   No way.

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   Time Traveler ?

   No way.

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   Time Traveler

   Excuse me, miss. What year are we in?

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   It's 2045, and we're in power now.

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   Time Traveler

   Oh my god.

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   Come on.

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    in 2045 we are the majority in 2045 we have the authority in 2045 it's a diversity explosion in

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    2045 manhattan's in the ocean

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    Time Traveler

    i'm sorry what was that about my dad

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    it's in the ocean now

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    both coasts are and florida's just a teeny tiny nub dick

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    Time Traveler

    oh excuse me

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    In 2045, the stats have shifted in our favor.

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    2045 is full of fat and flavor.

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    Time Traveler ?

    That's awesome.

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    In 2045, we are depleted and born,

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    and we all wish that we'd never been born.

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    Time Traveler ?

    Is that a noose around your neck?

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    Time Traveler ?

    What was that about New York?

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    Dude, do you think the study about minority demographics

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    was the only study about the future?

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    You should have read more studies, man.

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    Time Traveler

    I skimmed the headlines, man.

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    There's no more oppression in 2045 No more microaggressions in 2045

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    There's no more animals in 2045 And no motor suppression in 2045

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    Time Traveler

    I'm sorry, what was that about the animals?

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    Time Traveler

    Like, like none at all or?

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    Time Traveler

    Oh. F***.

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    Time Traveler ?

    Whoa,

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    Time Traveler ?

    Guys.

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    In 2045 the air is harmful volcanic The good news is the country is about a third Hispanic

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    And 90% black

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    Time Traveler

    Is it actually that high?

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    No, I'm talking about the water. If you drink it, you will die.

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    Sounds good to me.

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    Time Traveler ?

    No, no, no, no, I am!

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    Time Traveler ?

    This is f***ing dead.

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    Time Traveler ?

    This is not cool, man.

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    Yeah...

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    When the world has gone to shit

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    Time Traveler ?

    Can you put me down, please?

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    Who cares about elections?

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    We spend all our time getting chased by mutants

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    And unable to get erections

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    Time Traveler

    Did you say mutants?

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    Yes, they're fast too

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    So is it just me on the erection thing?

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    Oh my god, here comes one now!

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    I just think I'm the only one willing to talk about it

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    What do you think about all the good years, man?

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    Time Traveler ?

    No, let's stop it!

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    In 2085, we will have the majority

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    In 2085, we will have the authority

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    In 2085, you'll wonder where those humans went

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    In 2085 we'll have a mutant president!