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The setup
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The premise
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Siblings Hayley and Max cheerfully explain that their mother never returned from a business trip to South Korea, where a jilted official drowned her and she became a dripping water ghost. The bright promo then cuts between standard family-sitcom beats and horror-movie scares: the ghost crawls out of the television on movie night, lurks in doorways and under the bedcovers, and deals violently with Max's science teacher when he comes by to discuss bad grades. The kids decide to keep it all from their oblivious dad as the network promises a family with far too much spirit.
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
He was worried she would blab, so he drowned her in a river.
Okay, nobody tells Dad.
Tune in for the family that has too much spirit.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
Speaker 1
Coming this June on the Disney Channel! Me, Hailey and Max! They were regular kids with a regular family!
- 00:10
No!
- 00:11
Hayley
Hey, I'm Hailey. This is my brother Max.
- 00:15
Max
Our family was always pretty normal.
- 00:20
Hayley
Then our mom took a business trip to South Rhea.
- 00:23
Max
She wound up having an affair with some government bigwig.
- 00:26
Hayley
He was worried she would laugh, so he drowned her in a river.
- 00:29
Max
Now, Mom's a moon-wish-in.
- 00:31
Hayley
A Korean water ghost!
- 00:35
Speaker 1
Mom's a ghost.
- 00:37
Hayley
Mom's home, and let's just say things got a little difficult.
- 00:48
Hayley
Oh, you always do this.
- 00:52
Max
Mom!
- 00:53
Korean Water Ghost
Oh, no, I'm holding you up.
- 00:57
Max
That's a first.
- 00:59
Hayley
Mom!
- 01:00
Hayley
She may not be perfect.
- 01:04
TV.
- 01:08
Max
Shit, you said it was movie night.
- 01:11
Hayley
but sometimes she's pretty cool
- 01:13
Science Teacher
hi I'm Max's science teacher I'm concerned about his grades
- 01:25
Hayley
okay nobody tells dad
- 01:29
Speaker 1
this June
- 01:32
Father
guys
- 01:38
Korean Water Ghost
time for bed isn't it think it is
- 01:43
Speaker 1
tune in for the family that has too much spirit.
- 01:47
Korean Water Ghost
Ooh, someone's not going to spin class tomorrow.
- 01:53
Speaker 1
Disney Channel.
- 02:07
Korean Water Ghost
Excuse me, honey, sorry.
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