Dr. Jekyll

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1. 00:04
   

   Dr. Jekyll

   My fellow scientist, you may have noticed that my behavior as of late has been erratic and occasionally disturbing. I, Dr. Jekyll, with the support of my dear wife, have decided that tonight it is time to reveal my secret to the world. Gentlemen, it is time you learned of Mr. Hyde.

2. 00:23
   

   Dr. Jekyll

   I've recently discovered a serum that transforms me into another person, the peculiar Mr. Hyde. the screech of the night leaves my home and I have no control over what he does no memory of it the next morning

3. 00:34

   Scientist

   tell us dr. Jekyll what do you do when you become this mr. Hyde

4. 00:40
   

   Dr. Jekyll

   when I'm mr. Hyde mainly I have sex with men

5. 00:45
   

   Mrs. Jekyll

   it's true I've caught him doing it

6. 00:51
   

   Dr. Jekyll

   that's right but I explained about the serum and now you know why I had sex with those men

7. 00:55
   

   Mrs. Jekyll

   because if you couldn't control yourself you're mr hyde

8. 00:58
   

   Dr. Jekyll

   yes i'm attracted to women like my wife it's mr hyde who does stuff with guys

9. 01:06

   Scientist

   well i must say this story sounds rather incredible

10. 01:09
    

    Mrs. Jekyll

    well my husband is an incredible scientist

11. 01:12

    Scientist

    dr jekyll can can we see this serum

12. 01:15
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    i uh forgot to bring it

13. 01:18

    Scientist

    when is the last time you took the serum

14. 01:21
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    last night

15. 01:23

    Scientist

    you continued to take it even though men have sex with mr hyde

16. 01:28
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    okay let me clarify something right now men don't have sex with mr hyde mr hyde has sex with men

17. 01:35

    Scientist

    okay all right well very impressive

18. 01:38

    Scientist

    tell us jekyll who does this mr hyde keep company with

19. 01:41
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    Well, for a while, many men, but more recently, one man, Julius.

20. 01:52
    

    Julius

    Are you almost done? I thought we were going dancing.

21. 01:56
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    I'm Dr. Jekyll right now, Julius.

22. 02:00
    

    Julius

    Oh, right. Well, what time are you going to become Mr. Hyde?

23. 02:05
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    What time are you and Dante going to the club?

24. 02:07
    

    Julius

    Well, 11.

25. 02:09
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    Then 11. Gentlemen, please, I need more funding from the Academy. Let's say 10,000 pounds.

26. 02:17
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    I want to do some experiments at a place called Fire Island.

27. 02:24

    Scientist

    Fire Island? It sounds like a monstrous hell.

28. 02:27
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    If that's hell, sign me up. Trust me, I'll be fine.

29. 02:32
    

    Mrs. Jekyll

    But it's too dangerous for me to go, right, honey?

30. 02:34
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    Yes, Fire Island's no place for a woman. You're not coming, gentlemen. What I'd like to do with this funding is to go to this island, take the serum every day, and just take the serum every day. That's my plan.

31. 02:46
    

    Julius

    Honk, honk, let's go.

32. 02:49

    Scientist

    Julius, are you also under the spell of a serum?

33. 02:52
    

    Julius

    Yeah, Zima.

34. 02:56

    Scientist

    Jekyll, are you worried that you'll become Mr. Hyde and it will last forever?

35. 03:00
    

    Julius

    Oh, don't worry. When he's Mr. Hyde, he can't last more than five minutes.

36. 03:04
    

    Dr. Jekyll

    All right, all right. It's 11, let's go. Honey, don't wait out for me. I'll be home when Hyde's done.

37. 03:10

    Bye.