Mafia Talks Get Ruined

Two mob bosses meet in a dim Italian restaurant to settle their differences and head off a war. Seconds after the toast, the volatile enforcer Anthony flattens the rival boss and starts tampering with the unconscious man: mussing his hair, wiping his phone, inking a silly mustache on his face and scrambling his place setting, while his own boss narrates each petty insult with mounting alarm. Anthony then reverses course, painstakingly putting everything back and even sprucing the man up, until a familiar glint returns to his eye and one last wet willy makes war inevitable.