Trump Addicts of America

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   Everyone knows this could be the most important election

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   in our nation's history.

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   And the two choices couldn't be more different.

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   Do we want four more years of Donald Trump?

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   Or a fresh start with Joe Biden?

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   Can we survive four more years of scandal,

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   name-calling, and racial division?

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   Or do we want a leader who unites the country?

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   I want to vote for Biden because he's better,

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    smarter, better, and better.

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    But I'm worried. I'm worried, too.

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    Because if Donald Trump isn't president...

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    then what are we gonna talk about?

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    Like, what would our conversations even be?

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    Because the only thing I've talked about for four years

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    is Donald Trump.

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    Every single day, I tell someone,

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    can you believe what Trump just said?

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    My entire personality is hating Donald Trump.

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    If he's gone, what am I supposed to do?

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    Focus on my kids again? No, thanks.

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    I argue with my dad every day about Trump.

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    Before this, we hadn't spoken in years.

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    I used to watch civil rights videos

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    and wonder what it would be like to live in those times.

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    Now, thanks to Trump, I get it.

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    What is the news even gonna be about now?

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    I am really worried for Rachel Maddow.

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    Like, what is she even gonna talk about?

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    And what about his tweets?

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    What am I gonna send to my friends and be like,

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    this is the craziest thing I've ever seen?

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    And then one out of every ten, I'll be like,

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    this is legit funny.

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    He's genuinely hilarious.

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    Sure, he's historically bad for the country,

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    but he gave us so much.

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    Injecting bleach in our blood.

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    Openly calling African nations holes.

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    Kids in cages wasn't even a phrase before Trump.

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    He changed the game.

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    He called the attorney general he appointed mentally retarded.

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    That's some next-level .

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    I mean, he started with an impression

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    of a disabled reporter.

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    That was the starting point.

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    Best-case scenario, Biden gets there by, like, year three.

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    That's why on November 3rd, I'll be worried.

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    About the election, sure.

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    The future of democracy or whatever.

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    But I'll really be worried

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    about my favorite villain disappearing.

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    Like if they replaced the Joker

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    with Batman's butler, Alfred.

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    Sure, Gotham would be more stable,

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    but I'd rather watch the Joker blow up a hospital.

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    And then I remembered that even if he loses,

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    Trump isn't going away.

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    Yeah, if anything, he's gonna get more vocal.

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    And angrier. And crazier.

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    And with all his crimes,

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    there's bound to be a trial at some point,

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    and maybe Trump will represent himself in court.

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    Okay, I got to stop getting my hopes up.

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    And then, who knows, maybe Donald and Ivanka

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    will run together in 2024.

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    Ah, what is wrong with you?

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    Bro, I was just throwing it out there.

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    Now it's gonna happen, and I'm gonna hate you for it.

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    Would be hilarious, though.

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    Paid for by Trump Addicts of America.

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    You know he's bad for you,

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    but it's hard to imagine life without him.