Boys Podcast

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1. 00:03

   Uh, hey, Welcome to Snack Homies, the podcast about snacks for your homies. I'm Braylor, here with Jason, Kyler, and Taysen. What's up, boys? Hey, I'm Kyler. Gang, gang. And we're low-key 12 years old, except Kyler, he's 13. He's unk. No, I'm not! I'm not! Chill, bro, chill. He got the LeBron hairline low-key, though. Oh, stop. So, it's spooky season. You know, we all gotta talk best Halloween candy. Jason, do the honors, bruh. I bet. I'm going to kick things off with a controversial pick, Twizzlers. Bro, what? Oh! Oh, no. Twizzlers are washed, bro. Twizzlers fell off. It's like chewing on a tire, bro. I don't know. Twizzlers are fire to me. I'm like a big Twizzlers guy. Bet. All right. Jason? Jason uh so I'm gonna go ahead and say um airheads well airheads are fire tbh what flavor though red white mystery uh definitely blue yeah I was gonna say blue blue is valid blue's fire um you guys you guys try to sour ones fire fire you gotta try them I'm gonna say snickers I'm a nut guy pause No chill. That's crazy. No ditty. Facts, facts. Okay, let's go on to our next topic go to vegetables What do we think fellas are we down with go to vegetables? Um, it's like it's kind of a complicated question Some vegetables are fire and some vegetables low-key be a fruit like avocado you know what even is that how does it have like a wooden ball in the center yo but miss me with tomatoes though like the texture no yo tomato is like if an apple was a girl that's so fact but girls are fire yeah so my sister she's low-key chop not gonna lie I've never had a vegetable low-key wait for real no it's kind of gross wait Kyler they're like important though no veggies veggies are low-key chopped especially when they're cooked wait so you've never had like a lettuce no lettuce is chopped fire when it's chopped no So chopped like lettuce is cooked. Fire, that's fire. So fire. So fire. Yeah, that's actually fire. Cool. So I'm getting, like, a little lost, actually. Yeah, me too. So fire. OK, let's move on to today's guest. You know him. He's all over TikTok. President Donald J. Trump.

2. 03:10
   

   Donald Trump

   Hello, snack homies. It's been a long time coming with regards to snacks and friendship. and from the standpoint of

3. 03:19

   podcasts. Um, so, sir, do you have, like, a favorite vegetable?

4. 03:24
   

   Donald Trump

   You know, Braylor, I've never been one for the veggies. Ding-dongs. I like a ding-dong. We love little Debbie. She does tremendous work. It's awful what happened to her. I used... You know, I like the Christmas tree cake. I like the Christmas tree cake. You know, it used to be seasonal. But I very smartly made a call, and now we get it year-round.

5. 03:47

   Dang! That's so fire, sir.

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   Donald Trump

   It is. It's very fire. It's very fire.

7. 03:53

   Um, what are your thoughts on airheads?

8. 03:55
   

   Donald Trump

   Uh, you know, airheads are very interesting, Tayson. You look at China, you look at Korea. You know, I've solved, like, seven wars at this point, right? No one gives me credit. I've... It's like 100 wars I've solved, right? Sure. Right. Something like 200 wars, right? And, you know, Zelensky, he asked for tomahawks that could reach Moscow. And I used to not like that guy, but he's tough, okay? He loves his country. He loves his country. You know who I do like is George Santos. He's weird. He's a liar. I think he's great. We don't know anything about him. He's one of our favorite people. I don't know him at all. I don't know anything about him. He's one of our favorites, you know? The people are marching because they're happy he's free, right? It's a Yes, King march. They're saying, Yes, King. So maybe if I think about it, blue airhead.

9. 04:46

   I told you bro I told you that's fire thank you sir

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    Donald Trump

    it's very fire now I have a question for you boys do you think I'm getting into heaven

11. 04:56

    uh what do you mean sir

12. 04:59
    

    Donald Trump

    am I going to have in chat do I do I fit the criteria in terms of Christian and with regard to Saint Peter and pearly gates

13. 05:13

    um I don't know probably not

14. 05:17
    

    Donald Trump

    right Epstein oh well it's been a good run at a great time

15. 05:23

    can I just say I think it's kind of go to that everyone gets to like their own stuff well you're wrong is this I see the LeBron thing now that I'm looking at yeah I think I'm just is cooked yo trump just violated bro Chill, chill, chill. okay fire episode everyone thank you sir peace