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Kids Talk Politics

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The setup

A preschool teacher asks a table of children what they make of the election, and one deadpan answer steals the segment.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Filmed in the style of a gentle classroom discussion, a teacher quizzes a group of small children about the candidates in the recent presidential race. The kids shrug off the winner as a bragging bully with odd hair until one girl delivers a startlingly adult verdict on what his victory means, then adds a worry about her family's pet. A parent arriving for pickup approves of the lesson, and the teacher is left to point out the cat's unfortunate name.

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We now must return to the dark ages of white presidents.

My dad said that Donald Trump will stop and frisk my cat.

ScriptEnglish · 16 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Speaker 1

    It's hard to be a parent tonight for a lot of us you tell your kids Don't be a bully. Don't be a bigot. They're afraid of how do I explain this to my children?

  2. 00:12

    Interviewer

    So we just had a big election for president. Did your parents vote? Great, so the candidates were Hillary Clinton against Donald Trump. Have you guys heard of Donald Trump? What have you heard about him?

  3. 00:26

    Kid

    He's funny, but he's kind of a bully. He like always talks about how great he is He's got, like, weird, fake hair.

  4. 00:34

    Interviewer

    He does, right? How about you? What do you think about Donald Trump?

  5. 00:40

    Kid

    He unleashed racism and xenophobia. We now must return to the dark ages of white presidents.

  6. 00:47

    Interviewer

    Mm-hmm.

  7. 00:49

    Kid

    Also, my dad said that Donald Trump will stop and frisk my cat.

  8. 00:54

    Interviewer

    What?

  9. 00:55

    Kid

    We have a black cat. His His name's Pussy.

  10. 01:01

    Interviewer

    Okay.

  11. 01:04

    Dad

    Hey, sweetie.

  12. 01:05

    Kid

    Daddy!

  13. 01:06

    Dad

    Sounds like somebody's droppin' some truth. Let's get you stuff. We got to go get pussy from the vet. Bye, kids.

  14. 01:13

    Kid

    all, Bye!

  15. 01:16

    Interviewer

    Pussy's their cat.

  16. 01:17

    Kid

    We know.

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