Paul and Charlene are unwinding at home when a man in a green windbreaker rings the bell and lets himself in as Señor Lopez, a Spanish tutor offering lessons at no charge. Charlene is charmed, but Paul stays on the couch and deadpans his way through the pitch while the tutor hands out phrasebooks, drills the couple on vocabulary and rechristens Paul as Pablo. Once he has made himself comfortable, the tutor asks to use the bathroom, and he comes back undressed and wrapped in a bright green towel, asking whether they have any shampoo. Paul has finally had enough, and the tutor is sent out the door clutching his clothes.
