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TRL: Emcee Esher featuring Julie Andrews

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The setup

MTV's TRL hosts roll out the red carpet for a supposedly dead hardcore rapper, whose all-star new single turns out to feature Julie Andrews.

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I had some problems with my record label. We had some creative differences. So I killed them.

The premise

Here’s the bit.

On a parody of MTV's Total Request Live, hosts SuChin Pak and La La introduce a rapper who has just resurfaced after a long absence and lets the studio audience of young girls quiz him. His answers grow more violent and a prop gun goes off mid-interview. He then performs his new single, a crowded collaboration with a string of hip-hop names that ends with a surprise guest verse from Julie Andrews.

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Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:08

    La La

    And what up, what up, you keepin' it deep on Total Request Live, yeah, my name is La La,

  2. 00:14

    SuChin Pak

    And our new agent revelation, Suits Chin And

  3. 00:18

    La La

    and today's TRL is going to be more Bruce Wayne on cocaine

  4. 00:23

    SuChin Pak

    Total Lizzy, we have a brand new number one today because we're retiring Eminem's video

  5. 00:30

    La La

    Like James Brown going uptown, we've got a very special guest

  6. 00:48

    SuChin Pak

    He's not only one of the hottest artists around, he's also one of the most contra-visceral

  7. 00:54

    La La

    Yeah, give it up for the hottest hardcore rapper who's not dead or in prison, MC Esher What's

  8. 01:16

    MC Esher

    Yeah, it's the Esher! What up, what up? Yeah, what's nizu with yizu? You know, I'm just chillin' like I'm killin'. Hey, how's my many bitches?

  9. 01:30

    SuChin Pak

    Sir NC, ayo, Tripp. It's been a while since we've heard from you. Where have you been? That's a good question.

  10. 01:36

    MC Esher

    You know, I had some problems with my record label. We had some creative differences. So I killed them. Who's Okay, who's got a quesession?

  11. 01:50

    MC Esher

    You Hey, hey, hey, hey, one at a time, one at a time, you greedy bitches.

  12. 01:56

    Speaker 1

    What do you like to do for fun?

  13. 01:59

    MC Esher

    Oh, you know, same thing everybody like to do. Smoke some cops and slap some hoes. Hold

  14. 02:08

    Speaker 1

    Can I one of your guns.

  15. 02:10

    MC Esher

    Which one?

  16. 02:11

    Speaker 1

    The Glock 10mm.

  17. 02:14

    MC Esher

    Okay, but you better share this, little bitches. I

  18. 02:30

    MC Esher

    My bad, I forgot the gun was loaded in the safety boat.

  19. 02:35

    La La

    Now, perform his new single, Pucker Up and Suck It. Give it up for MC Esher, featuring Ludacris, Featuring 56, Ja Rule, featuring Maya, featuring Nelly, featuring Lil Jon.

  20. 02:51

    La La

    This is my boys featuring the Ying Yangs, and featuring Julie Andrews. TRL

  21. 03:03

    MC Esher

    Yeah, Esher, Esher in the s**t, here we go again, you better buckle up and suck it, yeah, you better lick my s**t, or I'll kick you in the s**t, I got a s**t, with a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t because it's so damn tight.

  22. 03:26

    MC Esher

    Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it! Oh, I'm doing the Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it!

  23. 03:39

    La La

    More love songs after these, 20 per verse!

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