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TRL: Emcee Esher featuring Julie Andrews
The setup
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I had some problems with my record label. We had some creative differences. So I killed them.
The premise
Here’s the bit.
On a parody of MTV's Total Request Live, hosts SuChin Pak and La La introduce a rapper who has just resurfaced after a long absence and lets the studio audience of young girls quiz him. His answers grow more violent and a prop gun goes off mid-interview. He then performs his new single, a crowded collaboration with a string of hip-hop names that ends with a surprise guest verse from Julie Andrews.
Script
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- 00:08
La La
And what up, what up, you keepin' it deep on Total Request Live, yeah, my name is La La,
- 00:14
SuChin Pak
And our new agent revelation, Suits Chin And
- 00:18
La La
and today's TRL is going to be more Bruce Wayne on cocaine
- 00:23
SuChin Pak
Total Lizzy, we have a brand new number one today because we're retiring Eminem's video
- 00:30
La La
Like James Brown going uptown, we've got a very special guest
- 00:48
SuChin Pak
He's not only one of the hottest artists around, he's also one of the most contra-visceral
- 00:54
La La
Yeah, give it up for the hottest hardcore rapper who's not dead or in prison, MC Esher What's
- 01:16
MC Esher
Yeah, it's the Esher! What up, what up? Yeah, what's nizu with yizu? You know, I'm just chillin' like I'm killin'. Hey, how's my many bitches?
- 01:30
SuChin Pak
Sir NC, ayo, Tripp. It's been a while since we've heard from you. Where have you been? That's a good question.
- 01:36
MC Esher
You know, I had some problems with my record label. We had some creative differences. So I killed them. Who's Okay, who's got a quesession?
- 01:50
MC Esher
You Hey, hey, hey, hey, one at a time, one at a time, you greedy bitches.
- 01:56
Speaker 1
What do you like to do for fun?
- 01:59
MC Esher
Oh, you know, same thing everybody like to do. Smoke some cops and slap some hoes. Hold
- 02:08
Speaker 1
Can I one of your guns.
- 02:10
MC Esher
Which one?
- 02:11
Speaker 1
The Glock 10mm.
- 02:14
MC Esher
Okay, but you better share this, little bitches. I
- 02:30
MC Esher
My bad, I forgot the gun was loaded in the safety boat.
- 02:35
La La
Now, perform his new single, Pucker Up and Suck It. Give it up for MC Esher, featuring Ludacris, Featuring 56, Ja Rule, featuring Maya, featuring Nelly, featuring Lil Jon.
- 02:51
La La
This is my boys featuring the Ying Yangs, and featuring Julie Andrews. TRL
- 03:03
MC Esher
Yeah, Esher, Esher in the s**t, here we go again, you better buckle up and suck it, yeah, you better lick my s**t, or I'll kick you in the s**t, I got a s**t, with a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t, a s**t because it's so damn tight.
- 03:26
MC Esher
Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it! Oh, I'm doing the Pucker up and suck it! Pucker up and suck it!
- 03:39
La La
More love songs after these, 20 per verse!
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