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   Our book is for sale.

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   She said, she said.

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   Hi, we're selling our book.

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   Excuse me, you can't just use our garbage like that.

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   We're not a receptacle for your stick.

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   Oh, I know.

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   Do it, do it, do it, do it.

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   Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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   Not my problem.

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    There's something for a memoir.

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    Oh, hell no.

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    Oh, hello.

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    Oh, hello.

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    George St. Geegland

    And I am George St. Gigglin.

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    Did you throw something away into our wicker basket?

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    Yes, trash recognizes trash.

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    It was in someone's mouth.

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    Candace

    And, by the way, I'm Candace.

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    Toni

    And I'm Toni.

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    We're from Women & Women First.

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    It's a feminist bookstore.

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    You both look dynamite.

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    Watch your tongue.

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    You both look dynamite.

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    Thank you.

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    What's that you're holding?

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    This is our book, She Said, She Said.

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    It's our memoir.

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    We wrote it together.

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    Oh.

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    I see.

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    She said, she said.

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    Could we hear an excerpt from it?

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    Sure.

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    Absolutely.

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    Was I ready to hear that?

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    A bridge that collapses.

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    I'd better think about another career.

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    A bridge that becomes something even greater.

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    I'd heard that line before.

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    A tower.

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    In my mind, everything hits.

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    A tower with fire.

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    Stop right there.

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    It's gorgeous.

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    It's a hit.

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    It's simply glamorous.

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    What are you selling?

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    What is that?

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    It's Wicker, baby.

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    It's Wicker.

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    This is Wicker Wallace.

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    This is Wicker Wallace.

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    This is Wicker Wonderland.

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    Where are you from?

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    I don't understand.

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    New York City.

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    Ever heard of it?

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    We're here to help a friend.

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    What's the legal way to say this?

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    We're here to assist in a suicide.

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    We will be present at and complicit in an illegal suicide.

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    It's legal here.

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    Physicians assisted suicide.

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    But this one is going to be illegal.

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    There's no MD on site.

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    You're not doctors?

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    We are not doctors, but I have a doctorate in fun.

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    Toni ?

    Candace, I was scared of these wicker men at first, but I feel like it's incredibly brave for them to come here and help a friend pass on.

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    Would you ladies be interested in maybe reading from your book as Len passes?

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    Do you want to do it?

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    What do you think they're saying?

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    What do you think they're saying?

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    Of course, we would be honored.

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    We would be honored.

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    Tentative lineup.

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    6 PM, we have us in check, OK?

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    Yeah.

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    What do you think?

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    We're going to make six?

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    Load in at six?

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    We'll load in at six.

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    And is the death the finale?

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    We're going to give him a Viking funeral.

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    We're going to burn his house down while we're done.

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    Let's go.

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    Oh, and ladies, it's a surprise party.

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    Len's in good health.

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    He has no idea we're going to murder him.