A music-video spoof of Britney Spears and Madonna's 2003 collaboration "Me Against the Music." Nicole Parker plays Britney Spears as a young pop star unnerved by Madonna's constant presence after their famous kiss, while Mo Collins plays Madonna as desperate, predatory, and literally vampiric as she chases Britney through the song. The lyrics lampoon Madonna's attempts to stay youthful and attach herself to Britney's career, culminating in a "Vogue" callback.