Me Against Madonna

Britney Spears tries to escape a clingy, vampiric Madonna in MADtv's parody of Britney and Madonna's "Me Against the Music."
Music Video Parody
Britney Spears
Pop

Britney: "Oh no, she's here."
Britney: "She won't leave me alone... bitch, leave me alone."
Madonna: "Hey Britney, I need some help with my career."
Madonna: "All right everybody, let's vogue."

A music-video spoof of Britney Spears and Madonna's 2003 collaboration "Me Against the Music." Nicole Parker plays Britney Spears as a young pop star unnerved by Madonna's constant presence after their famous kiss, while Mo Collins plays Madonna as desperate, predatory, and literally vampiric as she chases Britney through the song. The lyrics lampoon Madonna's attempts to stay youthful and attach herself to Britney's career, culminating in a "Vogue" callback.

The sketch aired in Mad TV season 9 episode 7 (November 15, 2003), the same episode guest-hosted by David Arquette and noted as Jordan Peele's first episode as a featured cast member. Contemporary summaries describe the premise as Britney Spears (Parker) running from a vampiric, desperate Madonna (Collins). The YouTube upload title is "Madtv- Me Against Madonna" and its description identifies it as a parody of "Me Against The Music" with Nicole Parker as Britney and Mo Collins as Madonna.

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