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Sexy Vampires

Key & Peele
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A little comedy from Key & Peele. Make yourself comfortable.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

The latest initiate in a den of sexy vampires expresses some concerns about how the rest of the gang conducts itself. A newly-turned vampire (played by Keegan-Michael Key) becomes frustrated with his vampire clan's overly theatrical and seductive approach to feeding. While the other vampires prefer to hiss, pose dramatically, and be overly sensual before eating their victims, he just wants to get straight to feeding. He reveals he only got turned into a vampire so he could live forever and see future cars, not to engage in all the sexy vampire theatrics. The sketch parodies the modern trend of portraying vampires as overly sexy and dramatic creatures in popular culture.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 6

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

If we gonna eat, then let's eat. Damn.

I only got bit so I can live forever and see future cars!

Spread the meat.

Did any of that actually get in your mouth?

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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