Sexy Vampires

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1. 00:31
   

   Cyrus

   sister the newest member of our family will feast for the first time bring the new blood brother

2. 01:01
   

   Cyrus

   tyrell welcome to the first night of your new and what are we wearing here

3. 01:08
   

   Tyrell

   i'm just wearing what i got bit in

4. 01:12
   

   Cyrus

   okay do you have anything black or like pants with with laces up the side of the leg. It'll be good, just so you can still see the skin.

5. 01:25
   

   Tyrell

   Oh, no, that's not my style, so I ain't got nothing in my closet or nothing like that.

6. 01:31
   

   Cyrus

   Okay. Anyway, we will tonight all feast!

7. 01:55
   

   Tyrell

   Come on, man.

8. 01:57
   

   Cyrus

   Excuse me?

9. 01:59
   

   Tyrell

   I'm just saying, y'all were here licking and hissing and whatnot. If we gonna eat, then let's eat, damn.

10. 02:08
    

    Cyrus

    Yes, of course, we will all feed. Spread the meat.

11. 02:36
    

    Tyrell

    Did any of that actually get in your mouth? I mean, now, Sue, no wonder y'all is hungry all the time.

12. 02:45
    

    Tyrell

    See, uh-uh, uh-uh, no, no, no, no, see? Look, why y'all got a hiss when you flashing your fangs? You know you can make your teeth come out with y'all doing all that nonsense, see?

13. 02:56
    

    Tyrell

    And can you two get a room? Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion. There gotta be some other place you can do that . I mean, are you two even lesbians?

14. 03:03
    

    Tyrell

    I just don't understand why everything gotta be all sexual and licky.

15. 03:07
    

    Tyrell

    Girl, seriously, man. You gotta get your hands up off me before I you up.

16. 03:10
    

    Tyrell

    is nasty. Creepy as , been touching my nipple for 15 minutes.

17. 03:14
    

    Tyrell

    Did all this y'all is doing up in here? This is just like straight up gratuitous.

18. 03:18
    

    Tyrell

    I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars.

19. 03:22
    

    Christian

    Yeah, Cyrus, these pants are uncomfortable.

20. 03:25

    Vampire

    And I actually have a boyfriend.

21. 03:28

    Vampire

    And this song has been playing for like two years and it sucks.

22. 03:31
    

    Christian

    This just seems... desperate.

23. 03:36
    

    Cyrus

    Okay. Desperate? Really, Tristan?

24. 03:38
    

    Christian

    It's Christian.

25. 03:40
    

    Tyrell

    Really? His name ain't even Tristan.

26. 03:42
    

    Cyrus

    So, do you all feel this way?

27. 03:44

    Yeah. Yeah. Kinda. Yeah.

28. 03:52
    

    Cyrus

    It's like you can't even get good friends. No, you're not even... Okay, and you're leaving now. That's... I

29. 03:58
    

    Tyrell

    mean, you know what, though? Seriously. Like, you could fix this place up. It'd be dope, though, for real.

30. 04:03
    

    Tyrell

    Our car's gonna be able to fly, or is everything going to be on a magnetic track? I mean, that's what I want to know.

31. 04:09
    

    Cyrus

    It's no big deal.

32. 04:10
    

    Tyrell

    This O negative tastes like pennies.

33. 04:11
    

    Cyrus

    Oh, I'm sorry about that.

34. 04:12

    Baby, hey, come on now. Nipple play is for private time.

35. 04:15
    

    Cyrus

    All this life we've been living is just a dream. And when we wake up...

36. 04:21
    

    Cyrus

    This is such bull , you guys.

37. 04:24

    Hey, man, what's up? What you doing? What's with the Robin Williams routine, man? What's going on?

38. 04:30

    This is what I do every day.

39. 04:39

    What's the matter, the black guys making way too much noise in your movie theater mess up?

40. 04:44

    We just did it again.

41. 04:46

    It's my sight.

42. 04:48

    Who's your favorite character? Mine's a fellow.

43. 04:50

    Tis mine as well.

44. 04:50

    Tis mine as well.

45. 04:51

    I wish I were high on potness.

46. 04:55

    Are you going to grab my breasts now?

47. 05:01

    Unreal.

48. 05:02

    Look at these clowns.

49. 05:04

    That was my joke.

50. 05:06

    Damn straight!

51. 05:07

    Hey nonny nonny, saying hey nonny nonny.