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Wigs for Kids

Mad TV2001Season 7Episode 6
Mad TV
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

Will Sasso, in a football jersey, quizzes kids about whether they love wigs more than candy and boy bands, and keeps sneaking into the wig bin himself.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Cheerfully introducing a segment about wigs and kids, Will Sasso sits backstage in a wig shop with a string of children, pressing each one on whether they would pick wigs over candy, Barbie dolls or their favorite boy bands. Between the children's shy answers he can't resist trying wigs on himself, and each new one tips him into a different bit: a burger-menu monologue, a shouted paternity argument, a performer introducing himself. The kids stay politely bewildered, he signs off by name, and the whole group crowds into a wigged-out chorus insisting that kids love wigs.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 1

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Do you like wigs more than NSYNC?

I'm Will Sasso, signing off. And remember, kids love wigs.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Wigs for Kids aired in the November 17, 2001 episode of MADtv, which featured musical guest Jessica Simpson.

ScriptEnglish · 19 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Himself

    love nothing more than trying on wigs with me so today we're gonna have some fun with some wigs and some kids hi we're here with Madison

  2. 00:10

    Speaker 1

    Madison hi

  3. 00:11

    Himself

    you go to school how old are you so that would put you in the 10th grade

  4. 00:18

    Speaker 1

    fourth grade

  5. 00:19

    Himself

    what's what's what's your favorite subject now now tell me now tell me if your favorite subject you Do you like wigs Cullen what do kids love more

  6. 00:46

    Speaker 1

    Oh, wigs or candy.

  7. 00:49

    Himself

    All right, fine. Okay, let's see. What do we got here for Colin? Do you Do you like wigs?

  8. 01:00

    Speaker 1

    Yeah, I like wigs. They're really fun.

  9. 01:02

    Himself

    Do you like wigs more than Barbie dolls? Do you like wigs more than NSYNC?

  10. 01:10

    Speaker 1

    No, no way. No, no.

  11. 01:12

    Himself

    Okay, all right, all right. Do you like wigs more than the Backstreet Boys?

  12. 01:18

    Speaker 1

    Yeah.

  13. 01:18

    Himself

    Yeah? I'm not doing so well. You see, in France, they have quarter pounders with cheese. They just don't call them quarter pounders with cheese. I just want you to eat it.

  14. 01:33

    Himself

    You like it, kind of, don't you? Until you're done. All right. It's your baby! It ain't my baby. It's your baby! It ain't my baby. It's your baby! Nope, that ain't my baby. I'm telling you right now. It ain't my baby. I really, really like wigs. I mean, I really do. I really, really like wings. I really do.

  15. 01:55

    Himself

    Sorry. Are I'm you kidding? Are you Ha! I'm Kenny Rogers and this is Mini kidding? Which time do you usually go to bed?

  16. 02:10

    Speaker 1

    Nine or eight o'clock.

  17. 02:11

    Himself

    So you'd know who David Letterman is. We'll be right back with Charles Groton O'Puzz. Ah, ha, ha, ha.

  18. 02:24

    Himself

    I'm Will Sasso, signing off. And remember, kids love wigs.

  19. 02:30

    Speaker 1

    We love wigs.

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