Halloween with Angelina Jolie

Dannah Feinglass plays a gothic Angelina Jolie handing out candy from her porch. When three costumed kids ask about her lips, she offers them a Halloween story instead: a warped Three Little Pigs in which a little goblin's troubles track Jolie's tabloid headlines, from being thrown out by her mother and moving in with a very close brother to sharing a double-wide trailer with an artsy character actor while a werewolf who starred in Deliverance huffs and puffs outside. The tale ends with a dig at her famous father's career and a pitch-black lesson about happiness that leaves the children collapsed on the lawn, before Jolie shows off a fresh Halloween message carved into her arm.

This was one of five trick-or-treating segments in the episode's Halloween runner; the other doors belonged to Janeane Garofalo, Macy Gray, Cher and Enrique Iglesias.