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Just Stay for the Night
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Staged as a vintage Hollywood movie musical, Key's suave host and Peele's elegant lady trade lines in a duet modeled on "Baby, It's Cold Outside." Each excuse she offers is met with a more alarming reply: the wine keeps flowing, the door turns out to be locked and he will not let go of her arm. When she warns him that she can defend herself, a slapstick brawl wrecks the parlor. The song resumes with the balance of power reversed, as she announces she will be staying after all while he pleads with her to go.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
It's locked from the outside
I know self-defense
How did this all switch?
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Peter Atencio
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Originally aired in Key & Peele Season 2, Episode 8 ("Manly Tears") on November 14, 2012. The official Key & Peele YouTube channel re-released it in December 2019 as "'Baby, It's Cold Outside' Is Super Creepy (Parody Song)".
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:07
The Woman
Would you look at the time
- 00:09
The Man
You should just stay here tonight
- 00:12
The Woman
I've had too much wine
- 00:13
The Man
You can leave at first light
- 00:15
The Woman
It isn't that far
- 00:17
The Man
Baby, just stay where you are
- 00:19
The Woman
Back to my place
- 00:20
The Man
You can't escape from my embrace
- 00:23
The Woman
I really had a very nice time
- 00:26
The Man
Let me just refill that wine
- 00:28
The Woman
But I really need to just say goodbye
- 00:30
The Man
I would love to see you try
- 00:32
The Woman
Please unlock this door
- 00:33
The Man
It's locked from the outside
- 00:36
The Woman
I cannot stay tonight Look, I really have to go
- 00:41
The Man
No, you really have to stay
- 00:43
The Woman
Hey, no means no
- 00:45
The Man
That is what they all say
- 00:48
The Woman
You're hurting my heart
- 00:49
The Man
I won't cause you any harm
- 00:51
The Woman
Let go of me
- 00:52
The Man
We can make this harder just easy
- 00:55
The Woman
A woman always comes prepared
- 00:58
The Man
Ooh, I'm really scared
- 01:00
The Woman
I said this is not what I want
- 01:02
The Man
Why you have to be such a
- 01:04
The Woman
I know self-defense
- 01:05
The Man
I dare you to try it
- 01:07
The Woman
I don't wanna fight
- 01:10
The Man
Bitch, you are mine tonight
- 01:14
Please,
- 01:28
The Man
Please, just please go away
- 01:30
The Woman
I thought that you wanted me to stay
- 01:32
The Man
Well, I just changed my mind
- 01:34
The Woman
I think I'll just stay and unwind
- 01:36
The Man
How did this all switch?
- 01:39
The Woman
Now you are mine my bitch!
- 01:45
The Man
Please just be kind tonight
- 01:47
The Woman
Now you're mine tonight!
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