Hansel and Gretel: What Really Happened

The fairy-tale witch finally has the fattened Hansel and Gretel sitting in her pot, but the siblings, unbothered and speaking in thick German accents, take over the cooking lesson. They break into jingles about helping and paprika, fault her single onion, her grimy kitchen and her missing cookware, pity her for living alone without so much as a cat, and suggest she do something about her hair. Worn down by their relentless helpfulness, the witch gives up on eating them and storms out for takeout, and the children drop their accents to reveal that annoying her was the escape plan all along.

First broadcast on BYUtv in Studio C's Season 10, Episode 10 (December 2, 2019); Studio C posted the sketch to its YouTube channel on February 18, 2020. Cast member Dalton Johnson, who plays Hansel, also wrote it.