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Georgina and Esther and Satan

Key & Peele 2014 Season 4 Episode 3

SKETCH-O-VISION

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The setup

Two devout churchgoers trade increasingly obscene vows of revenge against the devil for corrupting their relatives, until Satan turns up in person.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

At Sunday service, Georgina and Esther, two elderly churchgoers in their best hats, catch up on relatives who have fallen under the devil's influence: a grandniece smoking marijuana, a grandson arrested for vandalism, a son-in-law caught with pornography and a daughter-in-law swearing at the dinner table. Each woman insists she is a gentle soul of faith before describing, in ever more graphic and profane detail, how she will punish Satan, always adding that she will do it through prayer. Their cheering finally draws the devil himself, who possesses Georgina and then jumps into Esther, setting off a chaotic struggle in the pews.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 2

Keegan-Michael Key

Georgina / The Devil

Congregant · Elderly Woman

Jordan Peele

Esther / The Devil

Congregant · Elderly Woman

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

With my prayers.

Not on the laptop computer.

I am a pacifist under God's request.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Season four's third episode takes its title from this sketch; IMDb lists the episode as "Old Ladies and Satan."

ScriptEnglish · 89 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

00:06
Oh Happy
00:11
Georgina
Happy Sunday, Esther.
00:13
Esther
Happy Sunday, Georgina.
00:15
Esther
How was your week?
00:17
Georgina
Oh, the Lord is with me.
00:19
Esther
Mm-hmm.
00:19
Georgina
But the devil, he got his hands on my grandniece, Grace.
00:24
Esther
Oh, no.
00:24
Georgina
Mm-hmm. They're smoking the reefer and doing the hanky-panky with boys.
00:29
Esther
No, Georgina.
00:30
Georgina
Well, Esther, you know that I love all things that are good and holy.
00:35
Esther
Mm-hmm.
00:36
Georgina
But if he doesn't let go of my grandniece, Grace, I'm going to cut the devil's dick off and shove it in his ass.
00:46
Esther
Mm-hmm.
00:47
Georgina
With my prayers.
00:49
Esther
I know you will, Georgina. I know you will.
00:53
Georgina
How was your week, girl?
00:55
Esther
Oh, you know me. I'm blessed and thankful for every day.
00:59
Georgina
Mm-hmm.
00:59
Esther
All right. But, you know, my grandson Jason got himself wrapped up up in the leathery claws of Satan.
01:06
Georgina
Not Jason.
01:08
Esther
He got himself arrested for the spray painting and the vandalism.
01:11
Georgina
Oh, Lord.
01:12
Esther
And I tell you, I never raised my hand in anger. But if he don't let Jason go, I'm going to punch that nigga Satan in the nuts so hard, it'll wipe the dick-lick and smirk off his horned-ass face.
01:29
Georgina
Mm-hmm.
01:30
Esther
With my prayers.
01:31
Georgina
Amen. I know you will, Esther. Esther, I know you will. But Esther, I got to tell you something else now.
01:37
Esther
Let it out.
01:38
Georgina
You know, Esther, that I have found serenity in the glory of heaven.
01:43
Esther
Yes.
01:44
Georgina
But my daughter's husband Bernard has got himself wedged between the cleft hooves of Lucifer himself. She opened up his laptop computer and found the pornography of women.
01:56
Esther
Not the pornography of women.
01:57
Georgina
Absolutely the pornography of women.
01:59
Esther
Not on the laptop computer.
02:00
Georgina
I am a pacifist under God's request. But if he don't let go of Bernard, I'm going to sneak up on that bitchy-ass Lucifer right in the midst of his sleep time. And then I'm going to sit on that motherfucker's head, and I'm going to spread my booty cheeks on that pig's face. And I'm going to just pucker up my stank hole and just toops, toops, toops, scoops, and till that nigga got a brown dot on his nose that I can use for target practice.
02:33
Georgina
Shplow! Shplow! Shplow!
02:37
In the shit night
02:39
Georgina
with my prass.
02:41
Esther
With your prass, of course, of course. Oh, Georgina, Georgina, Georgina.
02:46
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
02:47
Esther
Oh, I got nothing but faith in God and heaven above, but I tell you, my son's wife, Crystal, she got herself wrapped up in the fiery wings of Mephistopheles herself.
02:58
Georgina
Here we go.
02:58
Esther
You know, she got caught using profanity with her own children.
03:03
Georgina
What?
03:04
Esther
At the dinner table.
03:05
Georgina
Oh, Lord,
03:06
yeah, aren't you?
03:08
Esther
Georgina! Oh, I have nothing but love for every creature on this planet. But if he don't let my darling Crystal go, I'm gonna flirt with the devil.
03:21
Georgina
Oh, oh.
03:22
Esther
Show him a little bit of shoulder. How you doing? He gonna start looking the way I'm gonna start twerking.
03:27
Georgina
Start twerking.
03:28
Esther
He gonna be like, ooh. and he's gonna be drawn in.
03:31
Georgina
Seduce that little motherfucker.
03:33
Georgina
Give him one of these.
03:34
Esther
I batten my eyelashes at him. Then when he least expects it and I got his trust, that's when I'm gonna ride that nigga. I'm gonna give him the night of his life, a night he ain't never gonna forget. I'm gonna give him this way, I'm gonna give him that way, and then right when he about to climax, that's when I'm gonna clench up my pussy on that motherfucker's red dick And I'm gonna snap that nigga cock off with a divine kegel.
04:02
Georgina
Well, you gotta snap that nigga dick off!
04:04
Whoo! Snap it off! Whoo!
04:06
Esther
With my prayers.
04:07
Georgina
With your prayers.
04:08
Georgina
With your prayers.
04:08
Esther
With my prayers.
04:08
Georgina
Of course, with the prayers, yeah. But that's right, girl.
04:11
Esther
Yes!
04:11
Georgina
You go get him, after all!
04:13
Esther
Yes!
04:13
Georgina
Fuck Satan!
04:13
Esther
Fuck him!
04:14
Fuck. Him. In. The. What?
04:22
Esther
What's happening Georgina!
04:24
The Devil
Hey, Georgina isn't here anymore. That is all. That is I, Satan.
04:32
Esther
Huh? Oh, I'm gonna
04:44
The Devil
I can't get out of this bitch. Ah!
04:46
Oh, God, I need to go. I stuck a safety pin in this nickel's urethra.
04:51
This
05:02
I don't want a piece of him.
05:12
Who is crazy bitch now. Do
05:22
What's going on this feels good? Why would you this to me.
05:25
Oh, yo. see it in a second, motherfucker. Yeah, just wait, motherfucker. You'll see it in a second.
05:28
I'm waiting.
05:28
The Devil
Oh, here I come. Here I come. Here you go, hot.
05:31
Got that. Ooh! Ooh, I got him good.
05:36
The Devil
I'll do anything you say. I'll do anything you
05:38
Too late now. Too late now. Oh, oh, oh, come on, come on.
05:41
We should probably go.
05:42
Oh, yeah, let's go, let's go, yo.
05:43
I got a whole medieval on his ass.
05:48
The Devil
No, no, no, I can't take it. I can't take it off of him. Please, please, get these crazy bitches off of me.
05:57
The Devil
Jesus Christ is my personal lord and savior, I swear.
06:00
Not too late for that now.