Al Qaeda Meeting

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An Al Qaeda member demands answers from his colleagues about why the TSA has kept them from blowing up an airplane for more than a decade.
Comedy Central
satire
Sketch Comedy

T.S.A. — take scissors away.
Consider this shit... motherfuckin' handled.
Mephistopheles.

In a cave-bound terrorist planning meeting, the frustrated leader grills fellow Al Qaeda members about their repeated failure to attack airplanes since the rise of post-9/11 airport security. The sketch turns the premise into a workplace-style meeting, with the terrorists blaming mundane TSA procedures such as removing shoes, confiscating liquids, body scans, and taking scissors away. The comedy builds on the absurdity that ordinary airport security rules have become their most formidable enemy.

Primary video uploaded by the official Key & Peele YouTube channel on 2014-12-11. YouTube description: 'An Al Qaeda member grills his associates on why they've been unable to blow up an airplane in over a decade.' Search results and ShotOnWhat identify the related TV episode as Key & Peele Season 4 Episode 11, 'Terrorist Meeting,' directed by Peter Atencio and starring Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Satya Bhabha, and Richard Cabral; Vulture noted the sketch features Key, Peele, David Krumholtz, and others.
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