Prepared for Terries

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:13

   Yo. Hey, y'all. Hi, y'all. Y'all, y'all.

2. 00:21
   

   Harassed Passenger

   Excuse me?

3. 00:23
   

   Eccentric passenger #2

   Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. I tell you one thing. If 9-11s were to happen up on this airplane, psst, don't worry. We got this.

4. 00:37
   

   Harassed Passenger

   Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about.

5. 00:41
   

   Eccentric passenger #1

   He's saying that if them Terrys He's just gonna try something up in here today like the Bounce Boogie and Bump. Then we got this shit on lock.

6. 00:54
   

   Harassed Passenger

   Do you mean terrorists?

7. 00:56
   

   Eccentric passenger #2

   Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah, baby. He ain't talking about Terry Garr.

8. 01:00
   

   Eccentric passenger #1

   And I certainly ain't talking about no Terry Clough.

9. 01:04
   

   Eccentric passenger #2

   I mean, if a Terry up on this plane even thinking about trying to do something, we gonna wax him up.

10. 01:12
    

    Harassed Passenger

    You're gonna what?

11. 01:13
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    We gonna drags and, um, sklounce.

12. 01:18
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    I think what my partner's trying to say is if any Terrys come up in here, we gonna get our Bergeron.

13. 01:26
    

    Harassed Passenger

    Did something happen, or did I... miss something that's hypothetical, or...?

14. 01:31
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    Oh, we gonna definitely drag some hypotheticals on that Terry's clavicle, because I'm talking about...

15. 01:37
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    You just wish, though. Don't you just wish in your heart of hearts Some Terry would come up in here trying some grab bath and the touchy-feely.

16. 01:55
    

    Harassed Passenger

    That's the opposite of what I want to have happen on a plane.

17. 01:59
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Okay. That's unfortunate.

18. 02:01
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    Conference.

19. 02:05
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    This was unexpected.

20. 02:07
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    It certainly was.

21. 02:09
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    I'm thrown right now as to who's gonna be our comrade.

22. 02:13
    

    Harassed Passenger

    I can still hear you.

23. 02:14
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    He doesn't have the heart nor the gumption.

24. 02:15

    Speaker 1

    He's literally right next to me.

25. 02:17

    On three. Break. Three.

26. 02:23
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Yoo-hoo. I got an idea feel free to say no but can we switch seats I will not take no for an answer

27. 02:32
    

    Harassed Passenger

    why

28. 02:34
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    that's the combat seat Jonathan Livingston Seagull

29. 02:38
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    if you're gonna be in the combat seat then you got to be willing to blast up on some Terry's because the great power comes great response a trailer chance

30. 02:49
    

    Harassed Passenger

    okay I I just wanted some leg room.

31. 02:54
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    OK, Max leg room. You get yours. Meanwhile, I'm going to go Hayden Pantaniere on some Terrys, especially when they get froggy.

32. 03:07
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Ribbit, ribbit.

33. 03:10
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    You're going to have to be ready to kidnap a Terry.

34. 03:14
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    You're going to have to be ready to torture a Terry.

35. 03:17
    

    Harassed Passenger

    I don't think that's necessary.

36. 03:18
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Absolutely. you have to fireboard those mother jammers.

37. 03:22
    

    Harassed Passenger

    I don't even understand what that means.

38. 03:25
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    Do you trust me?

39. 03:26
    

    Harassed Passenger

    No.

40. 03:27
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    I'll take that as a yes. OK.

41. 03:30
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Trust.

42. 03:31
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    These Terrys come up in here trying to act froggy, then we going to give them the rainbow connection.

43. 03:40
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Yeah, froggy, froggy, froggy, froggy.

44. 03:43
    

    Harassed Passenger

    Box cutter?

45. 03:44
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Oh, you best believe it, baby. We going to be eating like Diane Keaton, 2.35 inches, baby.

46. 03:53
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    She'll wax.

47. 03:55
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    Perfectly leagued well.

48. 03:57
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    Mm-hmm.

49. 03:57
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    And if those don't work, you know I'm working up that plan B, brother.

50. 04:03
    

    Harassed Passenger

    You have a gun?

51. 04:05
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    Hell yeah. 3D printer, baby. 100% polyurethane. They can't detect these mama jambles.

52. 04:14
    

    Harassed Passenger

    they have a weapon they have a weapon

53. 04:17
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    where you at terry

54. 04:19
    

    Eccentric passenger #2

    we taking control of this place

55. 04:21
    

    Eccentric passenger #1

    But we're not the-

56. 04:47

    Skloutz. I know him, but I know me.