Wedding Objections

Alberta, a basketball player, and Ian, a White Castle owner, are determined to marry despite a church full of objections. Their priest hears from Alberta’s roommate, Ian’s current wife, Alberta’s father and a doctor familiar with the couple’s unusual injuries. A teammate needs Alberta back on the court, while a passing psychic predicts disaster. Each new revelation gives the guests another reason to stop the ceremony, but the couple treats every warning as a minor inconvenience. Even the priest struggles to get through the vows before surrendering to their enthusiasm.