Cute Puppies

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1. 00:00
   

   Kimmy

   But when she does talk, like, you're listening.

2. 00:03
   

   Meegan

   Yeah, oh, my God.

3. 00:03
   

   Kimmy

   Do you know what I'm saying? Last time, I was like, who are you? You're brilliant.

4. 00:05
   

   Meegan

   I know.

5. 00:06
   

   Kimmy

   Shut that up.

6. 00:06

   Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

7. 00:11
   

   Meegan

   Amy, look at that one.

8. 00:12
   

   Kimmy

   Oh, Megan, that is so cute.

9. 00:15
   

   Meegan

   That is the cutest effing puppy I've ever seen in my entire life.

10. 00:17
    

    Kimmy

    Oh, my God. I'm just going to take him, and I just want to bite his little ears off.

11. 00:21
    

    Meegan

    I just want to take his little legs and just, like, just knock on them, like little, like, chicken drumettes.

12. 00:25
    

    Kimmy

    Yes.

13. 00:25
    

    Meegan

    I'm just going to take his fuzzy little perfect head. I want to put it in my mouth and squeeze down on it hard until I have a puppy face Diamond in my mouth.

14. 00:31
    

    Kimmy

    I feel like I have to wrap his face in a towel and then beat it with a tire iron

15. 00:35
    

    Meegan

    I'm going to buy that dog. I'm going to drive him to the vet and I'm going to have him put down immediately

16. 00:39
    

    Kimmy

    Oh my god, you know I'm gonna have to do I'm gonna have to take that scrappy little nose

17. 00:44
    

    Meegan

    Yeah,

18. 00:44
    

    Kimmy

    and just kick it I just have to I would kick it until it comes off on my shoes like little puppy snout slippers

19. 00:49
    

    Kimmy

    You know me and I'm gonna go to a party and I was like, oh my god Would you get those slippers? I'm like these these are my face slippers my adorable dumb little putty

20. 00:54
    

    Meegan

    That's exactly what I was going to say.

21. 00:57
    

    Kimmy

    Yes, babe.

22. 00:58
    

    Meegan

    Oh my god, I just want to take his head, and I'm going to peel the skin off of his skull.

23. 01:01
    

    Kimmy

    I know what you're doing.

24. 01:02
    

    Meegan

    I want to just start throwing it up like pizza dough until it's long, flat, and round. And I want to take it to a picnic and toss it around like a frisbee at a puppy faced frisbee picnic.

25. 01:11
    

    Kimmy

    Let's get him.

26. 01:11
    

    Meegan

    Yeah.

27. 01:16
    

    Kimmy

    So cute.

28. 01:17
    

    Meegan

    So cute.

29. 01:19
    

    Meegan

    Oh my god, is it me, or is it like totally mosquito-y out here?

30. 01:22
    

    Kimmy

    Oh my god, remember this one?

31. 01:24
    

    Meegan

    He was so cute.

32. 01:25
    

    Kimmy

    So cute.

33. 01:32

    We'll be right back.