The Playa Haters' Ball

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1. 00:01

   Speaker 1

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2. 00:15

   Speaker 1

   Now, America's most incredible network gives you another side of the story as we go into the world of the haters. America Undercover presents The Player Hater's Ball.

3. 00:29
   

   Ice-T

   Yeah, you know, I'm saying like real hate man. That's like an art form man You know, it's like you like a born a hater, you know, like myself man, you know a lot of cats They could hate but man, I mean I'm mad, you know, I'm mad at everything man, you know brother got a nice car, man Why you got a car man?

4. 00:41
   

   Ice-T

   I only got one car. Why you got why you got three cars or a wife or all that man? I mean that's played out man. I hate on it till he's totally broke It ain't got nothing like me. You know I'm saying cuz uh, yeah, that's what real hating is all about man

5. 00:54
   

   Star

   Hey, what's poppin everybody the evil star here want to welcome you to the fifth annual player haters award ceremony this gala affair We we host this once a year. We honor the most prestigious verbal abusers on the planet

6. 01:07
   

   Korean Playa Hater

   I'm top player hater from Korea your bitches better recognize

7. 01:17

   Again, I'm hating on all them Korean sheep out of my dog mother. Uh, yeah, I can't talk about

8. 01:22

   He looks like a broke-ass

9. 01:24

   That's sexual chocolate. Is that a cut in here?

10. 01:28
    

    Silky Johnson

    the player The Player Haters Ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array of mock-ass mocks, trick-ass mocks, punk, bitches, and skip-skap skanks and scallywags, hoes, heifers, hee-hawes, and hoolie-hoos.

11. 01:49
    

    Buc Nasty

    Man, you oughta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

12. 01:55
    

    Pit Bull

    Don't you vacuum that coat, man.

13. 01:57
    

    Silky Johnson

    Well, well, well. The most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. But, Nancy, what can I say about that suit? That hasn't already been said about Afghanistan. It looks bombed out and depleted.

14. 02:13
    

    Silky Johnson

    And, of course, the so-called beautiful. Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, boss hoe, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair.

15. 02:30
    

    Silky Johnson

    Quite silly.

16. 02:31
    

    Silky Johnson

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take my throne, cause I'm a shoo-in for hater of the year.

17. 02:40
    

    Silky Johnson

    The Player Haters Ball is not always about hating on one another. We play games with these other tools like our annual photo flip.

18. 02:50

    Oh Little ass teeth got dolphin teeth

19. 02:55

    He always says he doesn't want anyone to see him shine but the looks shiny to me

20. 03:02

    Looks like Malcolm X before converted to his name

21. 03:08

    Thank you, Miss Emory good lord almighty so shall have been let

22. 03:12

    That can pump my gas in my car on the way over here.

23. 03:16

    That's ironic because I take yoga classes from him.

24. 03:19

    Next picture, please.

25. 03:21

    I like the song the girl sings, Papa Don't Preach. I got a song for you too, bitch. It's called Daughter Don't Sing.

26. 03:29

    Next picture, please.

27. 03:32

    It's Boy George.

28. 03:33

    Now, that man right there, I'd hate to fight.

29. 03:36

    She wears underwear with dick holes in them.

30. 03:43
    

    Star

    And now to present the award for Player Hater of the Year, Ice-T!

31. 03:48
    

    Ice-T

    I'd I like to welcome all you ignorant ass bitches, critics, complainers, disgruntled rappers, and racists especially, to the 9th annual International Player Haters Ball.

32. 04:07

    Oh man, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

33. 04:13
    

    Buc Nasty

    Hey, hey, man, you corny!

34. 04:16
    

    Ice-T

    Next say something while I'm talking is getting shot. Please believe that.

35. 04:20
    

    Ice-T

    Please, please, please, please,

36. 04:22
    

    Ice-T

    So without further ado, let me give you the nominations for Player Hater of the Year. Y'all ready?

37. 04:30
    

    Ice-T

    First up, Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's wife pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little mother .

38. 04:46
    

    Buc Nasty

    Yeah, holler at your boy.

39. 04:48

    April.

40. 04:51
    

    Ice-T

    The next nominee is Pitbull. Pitbull is nominated for calling the police on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house, not because it was the right thing to do, just because he was jealous of all the money they was making.

41. 05:08
    

    Ice-T

    Pitbull!

42. 05:09
    

    Ice-T

    Finally, the one and only Silky Johnson. silky johnson is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the special olympics

43. 05:23
    

    Ice-T

    man the winner of the ninth annual player hater of the year award is silky silky johnston

44. 05:34

    100

45. 05:37
    

    Silky Johnson

    Kiss my ass I'm the biggest hater

46. 05:46
    

    Beautiful

    Silky Mink made out of% rat ass hit me baby

47. 05:51
    

    Silky Johnson

    that of course was beautiful talking beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

48. 06:02
    

    Silky Johnson

    First off, I would like to thank God Almighty for giving everybody so much and me so little.

49. 06:11
    

    Silky Johnson

    I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts.

50. 06:17
    

    Silky Johnson

    I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

51. 06:22
    

    Silky Johnson

    And And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you, kiss my ass you rotten

52. 06:36
    

    Silky Johnson

    now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go home and put some water in buck nasty's mama's dish good evening