Monsters Only

Staged as a television commercial, this All That sketch opens on a hopeless dinner date: a chatty human girl rambles about her favourite colour while her zombie companion waits for the plate of bugs he ordered. Testimonials follow from fed-up singles, including the zombie, a centuries-old vampire whose last girlfriend kept the wrong hours and a many-eyed woman who can never hold her dates' gaze. A cheerful announcer then unveils Monsters Only, an app that pairs creatures on traits such as sliminess, tail length and stench, and the satisfied customers reappear with their new partners at a picnic, on a disco floor and back at the restaurant before a jingle wraps up the pitch.

This commercial parody aired in the eleventh and final season of Nickelodeon's revived All That, in an August 2020 episode whose musical guest was Johnny Orlando.