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Vital Information
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Seated at a desk piled with books beneath posters of absurd facts, Lori Beth Denberg presents another edition of Vital Information. Her first tip turns leftover fishing bait into a dinner prank on a little brother, her second runs through a familiar nursery rhyme only to fret over the hat it ruined, and her third answers a friendly farewell with a stomp on the foot before she signs off.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat, and later realized he'd ruined a perfectly good hat.
If someone comes up to you and says, "Have a nice day!" stomp hard on his foot and say, "Have a broken toe."
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Lori Beth Denberg hosted Vital Information during her years on All That; the segment was later hosted by Danny Tamberelli, Lil' JJ and, in the 2019 revival, Reece Caddell.
Script
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- 00:00
Speaker 1
And now, Lori Beth Denberg with more vital information for your everyday life.
- 00:05
Host of Vital Information
If you go fishing and you don't use all the worms, put cheese on them. Give them to your little brother and tell him it's Wormaronian cheese.
- 00:12
Host of Vital Information
Yankee Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat, and later realized he'd ruined a perfectly good hat.
- 00:22
Host of Vital Information
if If someone comes up to you and says, have a nice day, STOMP HARD ON HIS FOOT AND SAY, HAVE A BROKEN TOE.
- 00:35
Speaker 1
THIS HAS BEEN LAURIE BETH DIMBURG WITH VITAL INFORMATION.
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