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Winter Olympics Promo
The setup
The funny people
Meet the cast. 8
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I hate the thing I'm good at.
She's a once-in-a-generation... shape.
The premise
Here’s the bit.
A polished Winter Olympics promo introduces snowboarder Tanner Lopez and figure skater Claire Hardt, who describe their dedication to their sports. Luger Gertie Burper interrupts the inspirational tone with blunt admissions that she hates racing and fears the speed. Her coach, Lars Sorenson, insists that her body shape makes her essential to the team, even as she screams through runs and tries to avoid getting on the sled. Interviews with Claire’s coach and the athletes’ parents heighten the contrast between Gertie and the enthusiastic competitors. Her attempts to prepare for the Games end with another reluctant trip down the track.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Mikey Day
Writer

Streeter Seidell
Writer

Jane Wickline
Writer

Mike Diva
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
U.S. luger Summer Britcher told the Associated Press that she enjoyed the sketch and recognized similarities to her own appearance and yellow sled.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Speaker 1
The Winter Olympics are a week away. Now meet some of the athletes who pushed themselves to the limit of human endurance for the chance to compete at the Games in Milan.
- 00:11
Tanner Lopez
No one said it would be easy, but it's all worth it when I'm out on the slopes with my board.
- 00:15
Claire Hardt
When I'm on the ice, I feel alive. It's my purpose.
- 00:20
Gertie Burper
I hate the luge. It's way too fast. It scares me to death, and I seriously hate it.
- 00:27
Speaker 1
16 gripping winter sports.
- 00:30
Tanner Lopez
I've been wanting this my whole life. I'm living my dream.
- 00:33
Gertie Burper
This is a nightmare. I hate the thing I'm good at.
- 00:36
Speaker 1
Over 2,000 athletes, but only the best of the best will bring home the gold.
- 00:42
Claire Hardt
I've trained for this since I was four years old.
- 00:44
Tanner Lopez
You just gotta want it. No one's born the best.
- 00:47
Gertie Burper
In luge, being the best is sort of just a height and weight distribution thing. I honestly think a corpse that's my same shape could win.
- 00:55
Speaker 1
Every athlete brings something different to the table.
- 00:57
Tanner Lopez
What makes me unique? Definitely my slope style. I try to ride very clean.
- 01:02
Claire Hardt
My signature move is definitely my English triple axel.
- 01:05
Gertie Burper
I just go straight down like everyone, but I scream the whole time.
- 01:10
Speaker 1
and behind And behind every Olympian is an equally dedicated coach.
- 01:19
Trisha Hamberg
Coaching Claire has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.
- 01:22
Lars Sorenson
Well, coaching Gertie is a battle. Trying to get her on the sled, get her down the hill, Get her to stop freaking out and pretending to be sick, etc.
- 01:34
Gertie Burper
I'm sick!
- 01:35
Lars Sorenson
You're not sick!
- 01:35
Gertie Burper
I'm sick!
- 01:36
Lars Sorenson
Go down the hill!
- 01:36
Gertie Burper
I can't! I don't want to! I'm sick!
- 01:38
Lars Sorenson
Whoa! Look at that spider! It's crazy!
- 01:40
Lars Sorenson
Claire!
- 01:41
Lars Sorenson
The sport needs her. She's a once-in-a-generation... shape.
- 01:48
Speaker 1
They're not just playing for themselves. They're playing for us all.
- 01:51
Claire Hardt
I'm doing this for you, Mom.
- 01:53
Claire's mother
I'm so proud of my little girl.
- 01:55
Gertie's father
I've been cheering her on since she won her very first event.
- 01:59
Speaker 1
After years of preparation, it's go time for the athletes.
- 02:03
Claire Hardt
I'm locked in. No distractions.
- 02:06
Tanner Lopez
Before a competition, the name of the game is focus.
- 02:09
Gertie Burper
The name of the game for me is to confuse and ultimately silence my survival instinct.
- 02:14
Speaker 1
See if they have what it takes to win.
- 02:16
Lars Sorenson
We'll see you in Milan.
- 02:19
Gertie Burper
Not me though, because I'm sick. I can't go.
- 02:22
Lars Sorenson
You can.
- 02:22
Gertie Burper
No!
- 02:23
Speaker 1
The Winter Olympics in Milan. Go for the gold.
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