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Winter Olympics Promo

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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

An Olympic promo pairs confident athletes with a champion luger who is terrified of competing and keeps trying to escape her coach.

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I hate the thing I'm good at.

She's a once-in-a-generation... shape.

The premise

Here’s the bit.

A polished Winter Olympics promo introduces snowboarder Tanner Lopez and figure skater Claire Hardt, who describe their dedication to their sports. Luger Gertie Burper interrupts the inspirational tone with blunt admissions that she hates racing and fears the speed. Her coach, Lars Sorenson, insists that her body shape makes her essential to the team, even as she screams through runs and tries to avoid getting on the sled. Interviews with Claire’s coach and the athletes’ parents heighten the contrast between Gertie and the enthusiastic competitors. Her attempts to prepare for the Games end with another reluctant trip down the track.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

U.S. luger Summer Britcher told the Associated Press that she enjoyed the sketch and recognized similarities to her own appearance and yellow sled.

ScriptEnglish · 40 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Speaker 1

    The Winter Olympics are a week away. Now meet some of the athletes who pushed themselves to the limit of human endurance for the chance to compete at the Games in Milan.

  2. 00:11

    Tanner Lopez

    No one said it would be easy, but it's all worth it when I'm out on the slopes with my board.

  3. 00:15

    Claire Hardt

    When I'm on the ice, I feel alive. It's my purpose.

  4. 00:20

    Gertie Burper

    I hate the luge. It's way too fast. It scares me to death, and I seriously hate it.

  5. 00:27

    Speaker 1

    16 gripping winter sports.

  6. 00:30

    Tanner Lopez

    I've been wanting this my whole life. I'm living my dream.

  7. 00:33

    Gertie Burper

    This is a nightmare. I hate the thing I'm good at.

  8. 00:36

    Speaker 1

    Over 2,000 athletes, but only the best of the best will bring home the gold.

  9. 00:42

    Claire Hardt

    I've trained for this since I was four years old.

  10. 00:44

    Tanner Lopez

    You just gotta want it. No one's born the best.

  11. 00:47

    Gertie Burper

    In luge, being the best is sort of just a height and weight distribution thing. I honestly think a corpse that's my same shape could win.

  12. 00:55

    Speaker 1

    Every athlete brings something different to the table.

  13. 00:57

    Tanner Lopez

    What makes me unique? Definitely my slope style. I try to ride very clean.

  14. 01:02

    Claire Hardt

    My signature move is definitely my English triple axel.

  15. 01:05

    Gertie Burper

    I just go straight down like everyone, but I scream the whole time.

  16. 01:10

    Speaker 1

    and behind And behind every Olympian is an equally dedicated coach.

  17. 01:19

    Trisha Hamberg

    Coaching Claire has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.

  18. 01:22

    Lars Sorenson

    Well, coaching Gertie is a battle. Trying to get her on the sled, get her down the hill, Get her to stop freaking out and pretending to be sick, etc.

  19. 01:34

    Gertie Burper

    I'm sick!

  20. 01:35

    Lars Sorenson

    You're not sick!

  21. 01:35

    Gertie Burper

    I'm sick!

  22. 01:36

    Lars Sorenson

    Go down the hill!

  23. 01:36

    Gertie Burper

    I can't! I don't want to! I'm sick!

  24. 01:38

    Lars Sorenson

    Whoa! Look at that spider! It's crazy!

  25. 01:40

    Lars Sorenson

    Claire!

  26. 01:41

    Lars Sorenson

    The sport needs her. She's a once-in-a-generation... shape.

  27. 01:48

    Speaker 1

    They're not just playing for themselves. They're playing for us all.

  28. 01:51

    Claire Hardt

    I'm doing this for you, Mom.

  29. 01:53

    Claire's mother

    I'm so proud of my little girl.

  30. 01:55

    Gertie's father

    I've been cheering her on since she won her very first event.

  31. 01:59

    Speaker 1

    After years of preparation, it's go time for the athletes.

  32. 02:03

    Claire Hardt

    I'm locked in. No distractions.

  33. 02:06

    Tanner Lopez

    Before a competition, the name of the game is focus.

  34. 02:09

    Gertie Burper

    The name of the game for me is to confuse and ultimately silence my survival instinct.

  35. 02:14

    Speaker 1

    See if they have what it takes to win.

  36. 02:16

    Lars Sorenson

    We'll see you in Milan.

  37. 02:19

    Gertie Burper

    Not me though, because I'm sick. I can't go.

  38. 02:22

    Lars Sorenson

    You can.

  39. 02:22

    Gertie Burper

    No!

  40. 02:23

    Speaker 1

    The Winter Olympics in Milan. Go for the gold.

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