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Detective Dan: Missing Jewels

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The setup

A hopelessly bumbling detective is summoned to a mansion to find a wealthy woman's stolen jewels, but every clue only makes him look worse.

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Lucky for you, this safe is empty.

Detective Dan is on the case.

The premise

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Mrs. Lipschitz finds her safe empty and calls in Detective Dan, who is more concerned about his own missing hat than her stolen jewelry. His officers go off to do lawn work while he arrests a bystander for the hat theft, then turns his suspicion on the homeowner herself. When a search turns up a stash of jewels with the butler, Dan waves the evidence away, lets the servant stroll off and has the victim taken away, declaring the case closed.

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