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Ass Pennies
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
While golfing, an advertising man worries about an upcoming meeting with a difficult client and asks his wealthy older brother Nick for a secret advantage. Nick explains that he spends coins after inserting them into his backside, then imagines his business rivals have handled them. The younger brother rejects the scheme, but Nick turns defensive and confronts him with the change in his own pocket. His confidence lesson ends in an increasingly furious boast about how far the coins have circulated.
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Highly quotable.
One at a time, of course!
Eight times the population of Nebraska.
You all handle my ass pennies!
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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