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Poo Stick

Upright Citizens Brigade
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A shopper hunting for self-defense gear finds that a protection store stocks exactly one product, and it is made of dog waste.

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Looks like dog poo on the end of a stick.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A customer walks into A1 Protection asking for mace, pepper spray or a taser, and the camouflage-clad clerk turns down every request. Once he has the customer's attention, the clerk unveils the store's only real offering, a stick tipped with fresh dog poo, and demonstrates it on his unwilling shopper. He quotes a price, offers refill cartridges and warns against homemade versions with a grim story about his own son. By the end the shaken customer decides to buy one.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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