Do You Know What I Hate?: Night Watchmen

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Two night watchmen turn a quiet security round into a cheerful contest over the terrible things they deliberately do to themselves.
Deadpan
Dark Humor
Absurdism
Storytelling
Friendship
Workplace
One-upmanship
Escalation
Recurring

Willie and Frankie meet in an empty office hallway while checking the doors on their night shift. Willie misses the social life of their former messenger jobs, but an ordinary complaint about his sore shoulder soon becomes a competition in self-inflicted misery. The two calmly trade increasingly grotesque stories, helping each other supply the details as though they were discussing everyday inconveniences. Frankie’s final anecdote nearly makes Willie lose his composure before they exchange a friendly goodbye and return to their rounds.

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