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Ants

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The setup

Every time Dad tries to lay down the law, his family claims a swarm of ants is hauling them off somewhere more fun.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A suburban father confronts his wife about a fresh scrape on the family car, but she cries out that ants have grabbed her and staggers away insisting they are carrying her to the mall. When he rounds up the kids to go retrieve her, they pull the same stunt to get out of the car ride, each claiming the ants are taking them somewhere different. Out on the sidewalk the trick has spread to the neighbors, and a woman caught using her husband's credit card escapes with a desperate variation of her own.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

I'm not falling for this again.

They're taking me to Fashion Bug!

Kids, the ants have taken your mother to Fashion Bug again.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Aired in the fifth and final season of The Whitest Kids U' Know on IFC, in the same episode as the troupe's Jizzle infomercial parody and Bikini Day.

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