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We Got a Runner!
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The premise
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A delivery-room doctor struggles with a baby that keeps retreating from him. His increasingly desperate attempts turn a difficult birth into a surreal chase through the patient’s body and the hospital. A restaurant coda puts the whole account in a different light when the woman’s companion questions her story.
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Highly quotable.
Push with the other hole.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Doctor
breathe breathe breathe you're doing good you're doing good now push keep pushing keep pushing push push push push stop pooping push with the other hole
- 00:23
okay okay okay okay
- 00:28
Doctor
good good good good I can see the head I could see the head
- 00:31
Mother / Storyteller ?
You can't.
- 00:33
Doctor
I got him. I got him. I got him. I lost him. He's crawling back up.
- 01:25
Never changes. Everybody be cool. You can take him out from here. You just say, ah.
- 03:03
Mother / Storyteller
Attach it to my leg.
- 03:09
Storyteller’s Companion
That never happened. We don't have kids. It's like a menopausal thing or something. She's losing her mind.
- 03:16
Mother / Storyteller ?
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- 03:21
La la la la la la la la la la
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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