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At a correctional facility in the year 2713, a stern guard lines up four handcuffed inmates and, after shutting down one prisoner's chatter, announces that the group contains two humans, one cyborg and one ghost, all posing as people. Since the colony allows only humans, he promises the impostors will be found and executed. Before he can begin, the bespectacled inmate quietly fades out of existence, and another snaps his cuffs and bursts straight through the brick wall. As the guard reels, a police officer pokes in through the jagged hole, takes one look at the scene and walks right back out.
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Well, I think I know why I'm in here, but why do you think I'm in here?
It has come to my attention that one of you is a cyborg disguised as a human.
Two of you are humans, and one of you is a ghost disguised as a human.
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Notes from the archive.
Aired in the ninth episode of the fourth season on IFC (August 6, 2010), alongside Hell's Kitchen and Freaky Thursday.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Guard
you're probably all wondering why you're here
- 00:05
Trevor Moore
okay well i think i know why i'm in here but why do you think i'm in here
- 00:13
Guard
be quiet it has come to my attention that one of you is a cyborg disguised as a human two of you are humans and one of you is a ghost disguised as a human Now, as you know, this colony is for humans only! The impostors will be found and put to death!
- 00:38
Cyborg ?
Oh! Fuck this!
- 00:47
Guard ?
Shit.
- 00:49
Oh hell no!
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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